As a general rule< I delete all the stuff in my spam folder without further ado, especially when the subject box reads "Hi!", but I was able to see the first line of the latest "hi!" and was so intrigued i decided to read it. I reproduce it below for general edification.
Moo Cow, Moo Cow
Moo Cow, Moo Cow
How do you do, Cow?
Very well, thank you.
Moo, moo, moo.
Two Little Birds Sitting On a Wall
Two little birds
Sitting on a wall,
One called Peter
One called Paul.
Fly away Peter
Fly away Paul,
Come back Peter,
Come back Paul.
Ladybird, Ladybird,
Ladybird, Ladybird,
Fly away home,
Your house is on fire
Your children all gone.
This Little Pig,
This little pig went to market,
This little pig stayed at home,
This little pig had roast beef,
This little pig had none,
And this little pig went wee, wee, wee,
All the way home.
Ladybird, ladybird,
Come back Paul
Your children all gone.
That takes me back to a very long distant past when my long dead mother used to tweak my toes while reciting the little pig verses. I've done the same little exercise with my wife (who's steadfastly refused to learn a word of English during the whole nearly eleven years we've been married) so she can play the game with her baby granddaughter, and instead of deleting the verses I've created a special folder for them which I've called "nice spam." My anti virus guard assures me there are no viruses or even cookies, the sender doesn't ask for my bank details or offer me 500 packets of viagra at half the normal price or seek to enroll me on a course guaranteed to teach me fluent English from scratch in only 30 days..... But perhaps I've missed some carefully camouflaged trap that someone else can detect?