Hey there salooners,
My name is Juan and I am dashing, witty, charming and above all modest. I am a recently province certified primary school teacher, to which I can eternally thank a Chinese McSchool. If they hadn't wanked me so hard, I'd still be there, instead of coming to the realization that it was time to qual up; I'm not getting any younger, perkier, buxom or blonder after all (these being, as far as I can tell, the prime hiring criteria in N.E. Asian ESL). Before that I had done far too long a stint teaching English to uninterested South Koreans of all ages.
I'd really like to head back to Asia, China particularly. I really love the place, which often gets wry looks from people. Since I have no Canadian classroom experience other than my practicums (and don't really want any either), I will probably going to have to work at an "international school". Ideally one that isn't run by crooks & nitwits (one or the other, please).
I'm looking for French teaching work locally now, and may stay a year doing supply to beef up the resume, but would definitely like to go to China for at least the summer. English camps are their own special kind of hell, I know all too well, but I am hoping to find one that at least would make monetary sense for me to make the voyage. In reality I need little inducement, I am throughly infected with the lifer expat sickness, and I don't mean alcoholism (well, a wee bit of alcoholism). I can't ever see myself staying here longterm, I made that decision many moons ago, and nothing has changed much in the interim.
I hope to get to know all of you and maybe one day soon meet up, share some bottles of baiju and wonder where it all went wrong.