Jokes from my trashbin

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some real life humor to think about & picture in yer mind. When I was 19, in Las Vegas, for an unspecified reason...

I got arrested & put in jail for a week, when they booked the days catch in the county lock up, they had a group of us shower & go to a room nekid to be searched.

me, your average sized white guy...
& a dozen black guys standing in a circle, in the middle of a cold room... `nekid

 

I second that. A laugh is a laugh but I never found nor ever will find, anything remotely associated with racsism and hate crimes the least bit amusing. Could we please, in the name of common decency and decomrum, dispense with these terribly unfunny jokes?

Hard line to draw Eric. I personally have no problem with un-pc jokes. What about this one? the first part is true about the congresswoman's complaint.

Black hurricanes....

     Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet
         something else to be pissed about.  A black congresswoman,
         from Florida , has complained that the names of hurricanes are
         all Caucasian sounding names.

         She would prefer some names that reflect African-American
         culture  such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal.
         I am NOT making this up!

         She would also like the weather reports to be broadcas t in 'language'
         that street people can understand because one of the  problems that
         happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand
         the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of
         the weather report.

         I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow
         at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand

         I can hear it now:   A weatherman in Miami and Tampa says...

         Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be
         headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket!
         Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo'
         Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da n earest
         guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!

Sounds like she is actually commenting on the state of education offered in those areas to me!

But - I agree with Eric - and I think when we start saying this is un PC - we know we are crossing lines.

That's why we have lines... to cross 'em.

Not if they are racist surely??  We had pretty clear rules about comments like the jokes in question in V 1 and 11.  I hope we still have them in this version of the forum.

Three Irishmen walk into a bar.... nevermind

How many Poles does it take to change a light .... nevermind

Two Austrlians are trying to speak English..... crap!

No wonder i never post here. I don't know any PC jokes.

Ok, let me rephrase my statement: jokes that sound as if they have been lifted from the Ku Klux Klan Big Book of Funny Stuff for the Post-Lynching Hoe-Down are, to me anyway, not funny.

No Speak English

A Chinese woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto.   However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband.  The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.  She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.  The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.  Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What were you thinking?  Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!


I don't know about you sometimes!

Stil, you yourself are the epitome of the PC joke! Post a picture...

What do you mean Non-Dave?



I'm the guy who's not pink.

You look like a native Torontonian to me. 

Pah! The wonders of photoshop...

That's actually a pretty good photo of you, Stil, you're a handsome man! I retract my earlier statement.