Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

Thought I would save you turning your monitor upside-down to read this Tshirt  ... hope you saw this message first ... too late ?    

The first time I went walking around Dongmen (the huge shopping area with all the fakes in Shenzhen) with my wife (then girlfriend), she came across a t-shirt that read, "Jesus in my soup."

LOL, yes mate... like it. Now how do I go about flogging 'em in Islamic XJ?!

"Under-promise, Over-deliver" - I quite liked that one.

Just spotted a young girl outside with a T-Shirt reading, in big bold letters:

I like to be on top.

Oh mama！

Just spotted a young girl outside with a T-Shirt reading, in big bold letters:

I like to be on top.

Oh mama！

Me too, I want her to be on top

The one day that I forget to bring my cellphone (w. camera) to class ...

Today, walking to class 20 meters in front of me for 200 meters, this in black letters down the back of her white T-shirt:

WORK
HARD
LIKE
YOU
BLOW
ME
BABY

EDIT: Thank G o o g l e!  
I found a picture of the shirt online. Same shirt, different girl, different place:

BLOW
ME
BABY

Nice one!!! I guess it either clarifies or adds to the confusion between 'blow' and 'suck'

Last night on the bus home, there was a young woman in front of me with
*GIRLS*
Sleep With Me
On the back of her shirt. She didn't turn around, so I've no idea what was on front.

dcloe gabanab
    Shishangai

On the back of some lads t-shirt.

Even her best friends wouldn't tell her.

This one is for George ... and the Baby Boomers.

I cannot remember if she could act ... but who cared ... she could look good playing the role of a dead fish. 

I saw one yesterday, while waiting for a bus.  A young lady, and on the front of her t-shirt it said 'MATH SUCKS', and that was OK, but on the back was 'FLAVER SOURCE'
I could see no connection, but perhaps I was missing something obvious!!

Lin
Zhaoqing, Guangdong.

 

xw, I've seen quite a few of those Brigit Bardot shirts around Dalian. Even my wife got one, because she thought it made her look sexy. (Silly girl, that job's already been done) I asked her if she knew who BB was. Of course not, she just liked the shirt. How do you think I explained that to her?