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Title: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 06, 2012, 10:42:36 PM: OK, I do it all the time. I'm the one who told someone to use a magnifying glass to get an "ants eye" view of a solar eclipse. qqqqqqqqqq

Now's your chance to join the entertainment. Share your worst advice, be it on China or any other topic. Keep it to 2 sentences or less. Don't be afraid to let rip with some advice that will result in a United Nations hearing on the subject if anyone really does it (Note: Please do avoid super-sensitive topics that might be considered. . . unharmonious - we're here to have fun, not to get blocked). Anyone who actually follows advice from a "worst advice" thread probably deserves to be injured, killed, or locked away in prison or a mental hospital for life anyway. ahahahahah

Remember, keep it short. Two sentences or less, recalling that comma splices and other grammatical abuses can give you a lot of extra room just to go on and on and on in only a single sentence or even two sentences instead of breaking the advice you are giving into a larger number of sentences of reasonable length (sadly, this sentence is how I normally write).

****

It's safest and easiest to get your teaching job in China through a recruiter. They are all honest and upstanding citizens who will work very hard to get you into the best possible job with very good contract terms. ahahahahah

akakakakak gggggggggg akakakakak
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: kitano on January 06, 2012, 11:09:13 PM: If you want to meet a nice girl just get drunk and go to a KTV!
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 07, 2012, 12:34:18 AM: Remember, the cheaper the baijiu, the better tasting it is and the less likely it will cause a hangover. Never spend more than 10 rmb per bottle and you'll do fine. agagagagag
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: old34 on January 07, 2012, 01:00:48 AM: Quote from: kitano on January 06, 2012, 11:09:13 PM
If you want to meet a nice girl just get drunk and go to a KTV!

And your second sentence?
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: old34 on January 07, 2012, 01:06:37 AM: OK, I'll play

"Advice" from various Chinese over the years:

1. "Really, when Chinese say "Hello!" to you on the street, they're showing their warmth, respect and hospitality."
2. "'Laowai' is not a negative, derisive term; but rather a term of respect."
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: kitano on January 07, 2012, 02:20:42 AM: Quote from: old34 on January 07, 2012, 01:00:48 AM
Quote from: kitano on January 06, 2012, 11:09:13 PM
If you want to meet a nice girl just get drunk and go to a KTV!

And your second sentence?

I'll tell you when you get back from the KTV
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: dragonsaver on January 07, 2012, 04:17:34 AM: The water in China is clean and pure. You can drink water directly from the tap in your home. bjbjbjbjbj
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Bugalugs on January 07, 2012, 04:44:26 AM: The advice from EL is completely sane. You SHOULD follow it.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: randyjac on January 07, 2012, 02:05:46 PM: The more students in an oral English class the better. It makes class discussions more lively.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: AMonk on January 07, 2012, 02:12:26 PM: When travelling in the USA or Canada, be sure to stop, pick up, cuddle and then take home those cute, fluffy, black-and-white striped kittie cats.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: piglet on January 07, 2012, 03:41:07 PM: Speak softly and carry a big stick bibibibibi
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 07, 2012, 06:45:50 PM: "Always sign the first contract you're offered. Your employer has your best interests at heart, and you're damn lucky just to have found a job."
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Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: ericthered on January 08, 2012, 01:09:09 AM: When someone says "you teach me English, I teach you Chinese" always say yes, you will learn so much Chinese.

When someone tells you stinky tofu is very delicious, believe them.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 08, 2012, 10:15:28 PM: Durian really is a fruit that's healthy and delicious (rumors of it being an egg of some alien monster are somewhat exaggerated). It tastes almost as good as stinky dofu, so eat up and enjoy (and don't worry about sleeping in the same apartment as a Durian that's ~~hatching~~ splitting open).
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Stil on January 08, 2012, 11:57:52 PM: You can stay at my house tonight. It's perfectly safe.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: KeyserSoze on January 09, 2012, 03:41:10 AM: Because 5 RMB per dollar is an excellent exchange rate, you should exchange ALL your dollars at your local airport before you leave!

Bring all your guns and ammo (preferably a loud-as-hell cannon like a .44 magnum) and be prepared to demonstrate some target shooting as soon as you unpack your suitcase because the Chinese people love guns but rarely see them except in the movies.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: decurso on January 09, 2012, 11:50:49 AM: Just kiss her and see what happens...
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: El Macho on January 09, 2012, 02:15:10 PM: You don't need to ask; there's no way that you'll have to work nights and weekends. After all, China has a five day workweek!
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: zero on January 09, 2012, 03:20:10 PM: A few years teaching English in China will be a huge resume booster, because it shows that you have coping and communication abilities, which is really what major firms are looking for, especially when combined with a liberal arts degree. They'll hire you for your soft skills and then train your for the specific position.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Fozzwaldus on January 09, 2012, 07:05:04 PM: Quote from: zero on January 09, 2012, 03:20:10 PM
A few years teaching English in China will be a huge resume booster, because it shows that you have coping and communication abilities, which is really what major firms are looking for, especially when combined with a liberal arts degree. They'll hire you for your soft skills and then train your for the specific position.

ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: El Macho on January 09, 2012, 07:59:30 PM: zero wins.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 09, 2012, 08:48:31 PM: Always pay for a taxi with a 100 RMB note since taxi rivers always give you good, clean fresh (and non-counterfeit) notes as change. Also, don't worry if the driver wants to take the beltway all the way around town since he knows now much money you'll save while not being stuck in traffic.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 09, 2012, 10:11:24 PM: bkbkbkbkbk bkbkbkbkbk bkbkbkbkbk

If you want to impress Chinese girls, then dress shabbily, appear to be poor, and either write poetry or paint abstract paintings. The babes will flock around like geese.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 10, 2012, 03:56:21 PM: Impress your Chinese friends by sharing the very best of western culture. The next time you are out to lunch or dinner with them at a Chinese restaurant, surprise them by handing out plastic forks and knives to everyone at the table, and make sure to lecture them on how much better these are than chopsticks.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: decurso on January 10, 2012, 04:28:50 PM: Just tell her the truth...
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 10, 2012, 07:03:05 PM: Quote from: decurso on January 10, 2012, 04:28:50 PM
Just tell her the truth...

Especially about how you find her sister to be very attractive. She'll be happy to help arrange some bhbhbhbhbh
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 11, 2012, 12:01:40 AM: Your electrical appliances from home will work just fine in China. Simply bend the power-cord prongs with some good stout pliers until they fit your sockets.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 11, 2012, 02:44:48 PM: Or else just strip the ends of the wires and jam them into the socket. Raoul once posted a video showing how this method is used and is completely safe. agagagagag
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: A-Train on January 11, 2012, 08:49:46 PM: Pedestrians have right-of-way.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 12, 2012, 01:54:46 AM: Quote from: A-Train on January 11, 2012, 08:49:46 PM
Pedestrians have right-of-way.

Oh man that's ice cold and seriously funny. agagagagag

"If you feel hot in the summer, just strip down and jump into the nearest canal. Refresh-o-licious!"
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Just Like Mr Benn on January 12, 2012, 06:13:22 PM: Just be open and honest with journalists. They're your friends.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 12, 2012, 08:55:03 PM: A serious moment: After 8 years of working to present good advice, passing a few smelly farts has been a helluva lot of fun. Good on ya, EL, for a really fun topic. bjbjbjbjbj

OK, let's see here...

"Chinese cities vary a lot in basic product availability; other cities may not even have basic needs you can get in your home city. So when you travel, always carry as much as you are physically able, everything you could even possibly need or want."

"To charm a Chinese girl, rub her breasts counter-clockwise over a boiling pot of Yin-Yang hot-pot soup. Then, introduce yourself."
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: xwarrior on January 13, 2012, 01:54:56 AM: Don't worry!
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 13, 2012, 03:53:56 AM: Quote from: Raoul F. Duke on January 12, 2012, 08:55:03 PM
"To charm a Chinese girl, rub her breasts counter-clockwise over a boiling pot of Yin-Yang hot-pot soup. Then, introduce yourself."

Hey, wait a minute. I thought this thread was for bad advice. That's how I met my wife. ahahahahah

Remember, "Hello" in Chinese means "Please use me for your sexual pleasure and if I don't suit your tastes, I have a sister.", so take advantage of all those very friendly and open invitations. afafafafaf
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: psd4fan on January 13, 2012, 07:52:31 PM: Come to China. aoaoaoaoao
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 13, 2012, 08:58:08 PM: Sneak up behind Raoul and . . . YODEL!!! He'll appreciate it.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: babala on January 13, 2012, 11:39:15 PM: 3000 RMB is a good salary.

I promise you that it will be done tomorrow, trust me.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: psd4fan on January 14, 2012, 03:51:38 PM: Traffice laws are rigorously enforced in China.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: zero on January 14, 2012, 04:36:42 PM: There's no need to wash your hands before eating our touching your face in China. Everyone else washes theirs, so most surfaces are remarkably sterile and your risk of picking up germs is very low.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 14, 2012, 05:50:28 PM: When you're cruising for girls at a bar, look for the ones with large hands and an adam's apple (bonus points if she's named Lola). Those are the best ones to take home to meet your family. bfbfbfbfbf
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: mkate on January 14, 2012, 09:09:03 PM: After getting yelled and pursued by a police man:

1."Pretend you don't speak any Chinese"
2.(much quieter) "Shit, pretend you don't speak English either"

ahahahahah
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: psd4fan on January 14, 2012, 09:24:34 PM: Recycled cooking oil is healthier. aaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on January 16, 2012, 05:31:11 PM: No countries really care about all those silly little details on visas, like duration of stay or whether or not you're allowed to work. Once you're across the border, stay as long as you like and get a job if you need one.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: cruisemonkey on April 24, 2012, 10:54:28 AM: Jump.
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Post by: Cassnadra on April 25, 2012, 03:14:36 AM: Shellfish bought at the street market in Shenyang is always healthy and delicious.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: zero on April 25, 2012, 04:58:42 AM: Just go out with her a few times and if it doesn't feel right, break things off. Chinese girls are very understanding of this sort of thing.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: zero on April 25, 2012, 04:59:38 AM: Quit whining about floss! If the Chinese have gotten by without it this long, so can you.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on April 25, 2012, 08:32:04 PM: Every Tuesday in China is "Naked Foreigner Day". Show off your pride in being a foreign guest as well as your love for Chinese people by taking a nude stroll around town each week to celebrate.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: kevcom1 on April 26, 2012, 04:16:53 AM: 1:If you want to improve your chinese get a chinese girlfriend.
2: Trust every foreigner you meet, we are all together and would never do anything to harm/cheat or lie to you.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: zero on April 26, 2012, 05:49:24 AM: Kevcom, I like No. 1 especially. The belief that a long-haired dictionary will be beneficial to one's language acquisition is incredibly widespread. and, in my opinion, incredibly false.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Stil on April 26, 2012, 01:02:26 PM: I disagree zero and kevcom. My "long-haired dictionary" has been incredibly beneficial to my language acquisition.

The key is that she doesn't speak English.

I agree about trusting people just because they are foreigners. That's just a stupid reason for trusting someone.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 04, 2012, 11:42:23 PM: The higher a man's social rank is, the more aggressively you should flirt with his wife in front of him in public. By doing so, you give him large amounts of face by indicating how desirable she is. afafafafaf
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: A-Train on May 05, 2012, 11:34:07 PM: Bones...shmones. Just take a bite and swallow.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Maifeilan on June 16, 2012, 09:13:57 AM: "If the local climate is that important to you, consider looking for work in Chongqing. It hardly ever rains for weeks at a stretch."

"You only thought you smelled burning when you stepped out on the balcony this morning to collect your laundry whilst noting you could but dimly squint through the malevolent orange-brown haze of a new day. You will be happier if you tell yourself that blue skies only exist in photo-shopped pictures on the interweb and say something cheery like, "My land, it's foggy today!" whenever anyone passing you in the street coughs and expectorates a lungful."

:)
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Stil on June 16, 2012, 03:08:26 PM: The metro is a great place to hit on chicks.
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Post by: Raoul F. Duke on June 16, 2012, 05:53:15 PM: No degree? No problem! Teaching in China is the safe, stable and profitable career for you! bfbfbfbfbf
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: ericthered on June 18, 2012, 03:02:25 PM: Of course you can work illegally at a school in Beijing on an expired F Visa...No worries...The Chinese authorities are very clam and collected when it comes to foreigners breaking the law....
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on June 18, 2012, 07:58:44 PM: Quote from: ericthered on June 18, 2012, 03:02:25 PM
The Chinese authorities are very clam

Well, this helps explain the Chinese authorities I encountered. bpbpbpbpbp
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: zero on June 19, 2012, 04:39:43 AM: Put that condom away. There hasn't been a case of herpes in a Chinese brothel since 1906.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Fozzwaldus on June 19, 2012, 05:02:25 AM: Put that condom away. STIs are actually caused by 'Shang Huo'. Have you tried wanglaoji?
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 20, 2012, 08:43:10 PM: You've had 2 whole years to recover from the last time. Go ahead and take on the village drinking champion again.
agagagagag aoaoaoaoao aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Chief on June 23, 2012, 01:48:27 AM: If something scares you or is challenging, DO NOT DO IT.
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Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 24, 2012, 08:40:04 PM: After you push your long haired dog into the pond, make certain that you and your friends stand around very close to the dog laughing at it when it climbs out. I'm sure it will just stand very still and allow itself to drip-dry. ahahahahah

(I really saw some moron do this yesterday. He and about 6 or 7 other people got showered when the dog shook the water off. LMFAO!!!)
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: CaseyOrourke on August 17, 2012, 05:43:31 PM: Quote from: old34 on January 07, 2012, 01:00:48 AM
Quote from: kitano on January 06, 2012, 11:09:13 PM
If you want to meet a nice girl just get drunk and go to a KTV!

And your second sentence?

Always asked the next morning:
Who the Hell are you?
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: CaseyOrourke on August 17, 2012, 05:56:41 PM: Chinese wives are very understanding about the need to have a mistress bdbdbdbdbd auauauauau ffffffffff.

Medical procedures in China are inexpensive and discrete :snoopytrage:.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 17, 2012, 05:59:30 PM: If you are in the back of a Chinese police car and see a set of leg irons, go ahead and try them on. The driver always has a key to those. ahahahahah
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: yli on August 21, 2012, 10:53:30 PM: Quote from: Stil on June 16, 2012, 03:08:26 PM
The metro is a great place to hit on chicks.

This turned out to be good advice for me.

Anyway... The Chinese are a very physical people. One way to show that you like a girl is to put your hands on her breasts.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 22, 2012, 11:12:14 PM: Breathe deep. Coal dust and second hand cigarette smoke are good for your health.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Some guy on August 23, 2012, 02:06:14 AM: When you get off the train and walk out of the station needing a taxi in a strange city,it's best to wait to wait to be approached by the honest and helpful drivers parked directly in front of the train station. They won't rip you off by using the meter, they'll give you a friend's discount rate.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: KeyserSoze on September 04, 2012, 01:25:15 AM: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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Post by: KeyserSoze on September 04, 2012, 01:32:44 AM: Go ahead, make my day.
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Post by: KeyserSoze on September 04, 2012, 01:37:42 AM: Refrain from holding conversations with imaginary people whether they be sitting, standing, lounging, reclining, leaning, prone or lying down. If you must have conversations with imaginary people avoid doing so publicly.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Nolefan on September 04, 2012, 02:09:38 AM: wasabi: it's just like guacamole, but a little spicier.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: AMonk on September 04, 2012, 02:41:58 AM: axaxaxaxax bkbkbkbkbk axaxaxaxax
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: latefordinner on September 06, 2012, 05:57:53 AM: good one, Noles.

Wasabi is Japanese nasal decongestant. Just scoop up some and finger it into your nostrils. Close your mouth and inhale deeply.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on September 06, 2012, 02:59:09 PM: And Tabasco as a lube can really enhance one's sex life. ahahahahah
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: latefordinner on September 06, 2012, 08:33:51 PM: Yeah? I'm going to have to go out and get some and try it! I was going out for some Lindt anyways. (Hmm, wonder how they go together?)
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: George on September 06, 2012, 09:19:58 PM: Quote
(Hmm, wonder how they go together?)
Hot Chocolate, of course!
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: AMonk on September 06, 2012, 11:01:50 PM: ahahahahah ahahahahah bfbfbfbfbf Good one, George agagagagag
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Cassnadra on September 20, 2012, 07:35:25 PM: My worst advice... move house and rely on someone else to get the internet connected... llllllllll
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: piglet on October 21, 2012, 04:44:32 PM: Right on Cassnadra especially if u have one computer which is Linux and the other which has Windows interface in Hebrew=you should have seen the expression on the China mobile guy's face aoaoaoaoao
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Fozzwaldus on October 22, 2012, 04:21:45 AM: Quote from: piglet on October 21, 2012, 04:44:32 PM
Right on Cassnadra especially if u have one computer which is Linux and the other which has Windows interface in Hebrew=you should have seen the expression on the China mobile guy's face aoaoaoaoao

LMFAO ... poor bastard! ahahahahah ahahahahah
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Guangzhou Writer on May 04, 2013, 05:07:06 PM: - If a Chinese policeman approaches you and asks for your passport, yell in his face that you are a superior white man, your ancestors wrote the Treaty of Nanking, you and don't need no stinkin' papers, then give him a shove or a slap. Chinese policemen truly respect and admire people who defy them in any way, especially foreigners.

- As the olympic torch is carried down the road, don't be afraid to run up and grab it from the local hero and then abscond with it for a hundred meters. They will assume you just want to show your enthusiasm and applaud you.

- The best way to enjoy the ambiance of Tee-ahn-ah-menn Skware in Bay-geeng is to sit down in a lotus position with a can of gas (petrol), do some F-G hand motions while praising the Dollee Lamma-Ling-Long, and wave a flag with Taiwan on one side and Japan on the other. Everyone will rush over to pay money to take a picture with you.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 07, 2013, 03:20:25 PM: When showing up late for class because you are drunk, remember that it's polite to bring enough baijiu with you to get all of your students drunk too. Bring a little extra in case your bosses happen to wander by. agagagagag
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Canadapanda on May 08, 2013, 12:29:56 AM: When your science teacher asks you to explain your answer to a concept, instead of using deductive logic and scientific proof, simply respond with "The Chinese teacher says so!"

(True story.)
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: ericthered on May 20, 2013, 02:07:33 AM: Don't bother reading the contract from your school before signing. You can be sure all is fine and there will be no surpises about make-up classes or salary issues. agagagagag
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: English Gent on June 26, 2013, 09:44:11 PM: if, like me, china gives you (hugely) erratic bowel movements, fear not! there are toilets everywhere! you can rest assured you WILL find a toilet in time, thats not the issue, however.... bqbqbqbqbq
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 26, 2013, 09:55:47 PM: Don't worry, since squat toilets are easy for anyone to master, even on the very first try.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: psd4fan on June 26, 2013, 10:02:21 PM: I have a friend named EL. uuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on June 27, 2013, 11:13:16 PM: Quote from: psd4fan on June 26, 2013, 10:02:21 PM
I have a friend named EL. uuuuuuuuuu

And he always gives GREAT advice! ahahahahah
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: ericthered on July 03, 2013, 02:00:41 PM: Of course your students will read the materials you gave them, don't worry about it.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: Guangzhou Writer on July 03, 2013, 05:12:53 PM: When your boss tells you, "The students said...your class is boring...your class is this or that...", you should completely take that to heart and know that this is exactly how the majority of the class feels because they all decided as a group what their consensus is about your teaching.
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: A-Train on July 03, 2013, 06:44:20 PM: "I know it's true because a friend told me so."
Title: Re: Your worst advice in 2 sentences or less.
Post by: eggcluck on July 03, 2013, 08:31:13 PM: Herpes is not contagious and can be treated with lipsol. Antibiotics also work wonders for it.

(Real advice given by a Chinese doctor bibibibibi)