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Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane

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Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« on: May 11, 2012, 01:27:28 AM »
Hahaha, just kidding!  (or should I say "kai wanxiao"!)  bjbjbjbjbj

I bet this thread gets a lot of views though.  bfbfbfbfbf
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2012, 04:12:19 AM »
Just come here to complain/vent and not often add anything constructive to the community.

(Yep, talking about myself  bjbjbjbjbj)
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2012, 04:31:57 AM »
 ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah

oh man... DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!!
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2012, 04:55:59 AM »
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole ... !
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2012, 05:54:38 AM »
We are in China. I think it would be more culturally appropriate if all members of the Saloon were required to undergo a public session of SELF CRITICISM.

Members of the Saloon could vent their feelings about the individual during this process, with the Global Moderators pronouncing on any punishment that may be required.

Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

We shall now all join together in the glorious chant, " Bring back  vvvvvvvvvv " and volunteer to work for free in our inspiring role of teaching the youth of China.

 agagagagag

 

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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 03:06:53 PM »
Quote from: xwarrior on May 11, 2012, 05:54:38 AM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2012, 04:38:57 PM »
Quote from: Pashley on May 11, 2012, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: xwarrior on May 11, 2012, 05:54:38 AM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?

Especially Kanuckistan! bababababa
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2012, 05:55:01 PM »
Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on May 11, 2012, 04:38:57 PM
Quote from: Pashley on May 11, 2012, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: xwarrior on May 11, 2012, 05:54:38 AM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?

Especially Kanuckistan! bababababa


Kucking fanucks... any Vancouver fan should be sentenced to life in a 10'x10' cell with Celene Dion singing that Titanic song on an endless tape loop.  

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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 06:42:16 PM »
So we're bringing back the struggle session? And Canadians are the target? What about Australians?
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2012, 07:49:35 PM »
Quote from: The Local Dialect on May 11, 2012, 06:42:16 PM
So we're bringing back the struggle session? And Canadians are the target? What about Australians?

We'll get around to them once we're done with the Kanuckistanis. ahahahahah
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2012, 10:04:22 PM »
Quote from: The Local Dialect on May 11, 2012, 06:42:16 PM

So we're bringing back the struggle session? And Canadians are the target? What about Australians?


Australians need not worry. Americans don't know where Australia is.
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2012, 10:21:47 PM »
Quote from: cruisemonkey on May 11, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on May 11, 2012, 04:38:57 PM
Quote from: Pashley on May 11, 2012, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: xwarrior on May 11, 2012, 05:54:38 AM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?

Especially Kanuckistan! bababababa


Kucking fanucks... any Vancouver fan should be sentenced to life in a 10'x10' cell with Celene Dion singing that Titanic song on an endless tape loop.  


For anyone who has lived in China this shouldn't be such a big problem. The amount of times I've heard that atrocity of a song here, and heard mention of that atrocity of a film  kkkkkkkkkk.
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2012, 11:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Stil on May 11, 2012, 10:04:22 PM
Australians need not worry. Americans don't know where Australia is.

LOL... Apologies to my 'normal' American friends, but this a true story -
I worked with an American (Texan) in Korea who, when he found out I was a kuckin' Fanuck, paused - I could see the little hamster running around in the treadmill of his mind - and said in a heavy southern drawl "Canada?... that's like Mexico north... right?"  ahahahahah I couldn't tell if he was serious or making a joke until he told the Ks "I's here to learn you to speak English good."
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 08:37:22 PM »
Mexico North. LMFAO!!!  Awesome, we've got a new name for Kanuckistan! agagagagag
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Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2012, 06:51:33 PM »
Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on May 12, 2012, 08:37:22 PM
Mexico North. LMFAO!!!  Awesome, we've got a new name for Kanuckistan! agagagagag

Back in the 80s, when the Canuck buck was fluctuating among values in the high-60s US cents, I've been told currency traders referred to it as the "Hudson's Bay Peso". I wonder what they call it now; last I looked it as marginally above the greenback.

Then of course, Mexico & Canada both turn up in one of my favorite satires, the putative "Letter to Dr. Laura":

 d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both
 male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring
 nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans,
 but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp
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