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The Bar Room => The BS-Wrestling Pit => Topic started by: Monkey King on May 11, 2012, 01:27:28 AM

Title: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Monkey King on May 11, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
Hahaha, just kidding!  (or should I say "kai wanxiao"!)  bjbjbjbjbj

I bet this thread gets a lot of views though.  bfbfbfbfbf
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: BrandeX on May 11, 2012, 04:12:19 AM
Just come here to complain/vent and not often add anything constructive to the community.

(Yep, talking about myself  bjbjbjbjbj)
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Fozzwaldus on May 11, 2012, 04:31:57 AM
 ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah

oh man... DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!!
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: The Local Dialect on May 11, 2012, 04:55:59 AM
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole ... !
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: xwarrior on May 11, 2012, 05:54:38 AM
We are in China. I think it would be more culturally appropriate if all members of the Saloon were required to undergo a public session of SELF CRITICISM.

Members of the Saloon could vent their feelings about the individual during this process, with the Global Moderators pronouncing on any punishment that may be required.

Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

We shall now all join together in the glorious chant, " Bring back  vvvvvvvvvv " and volunteer to work for free in our inspiring role of teaching the youth of China.

 agagagagag

 

Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Pashley on May 11, 2012, 03:06:53 PM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 11, 2012, 04:38:57 PM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?

Especially Kanuckistan! bababababa
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: cruisemonkey on May 11, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?

Especially Kanuckistan! bababababa


Kucking fanucks... any Vancouver fan should be sentenced to life in a 10'x10' cell with Celene Dion singing that Titanic song on an endless tape loop.  

Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: The Local Dialect on May 11, 2012, 06:42:16 PM
So we're bringing back the struggle session? And Canadians are the target? What about Australians?
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 11, 2012, 07:49:35 PM
So we're bringing back the struggle session? And Canadians are the target? What about Australians?

We'll get around to them once we're done with the Kanuckistanis. ahahahahah
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Stil on May 11, 2012, 10:04:22 PM

So we're bringing back the struggle session? And Canadians are the target? What about Australians?


Australians need not worry. Americans don't know where Australia is.
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: NATO on May 11, 2012, 10:21:47 PM
Capital punishment can only be imposed on those members who continue to profess a hankering for KFC, or citizens of any country whose name contains the letter 'u'.

Kanuckistan?

Especially Kanuckistan! bababababa


Kucking fanucks... any Vancouver fan should be sentenced to life in a 10'x10' cell with Celene Dion singing that Titanic song on an endless tape loop.  


For anyone who has lived in China this shouldn't be such a big problem. The amount of times I've heard that atrocity of a song here, and heard mention of that atrocity of a film  kkkkkkkkkk.
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: cruisemonkey on May 11, 2012, 11:15:21 PM
Australians need not worry. Americans don't know where Australia is.

LOL... Apologies to my 'normal' American friends, but this a true story -
I worked with an American (Texan) in Korea who, when he found out I was a kuckin' Fanuck, paused - I could see the little hamster running around in the treadmill of his mind - and said in a heavy southern drawl "Canada?... that's like Mexico north... right?"  ahahahahah I couldn't tell if he was serious or making a joke until he told the Ks "I's here to learn you to speak English good."
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 12, 2012, 08:37:22 PM
Mexico North. LMFAO!!!  Awesome, we've got a new name for Kanuckistan! agagagagag
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Pashley on May 13, 2012, 06:51:33 PM
Mexico North. LMFAO!!!  Awesome, we've got a new name for Kanuckistan! agagagagag

Back in the 80s, when the Canuck buck was fluctuating among values in the high-60s US cents, I've been told currency traders referred to it as the "Hudson's Bay Peso". I wonder what they call it now; last I looked it as marginally above the greenback.

Then of course, Mexico & Canada both turn up in one of my favorite satires, the putative "Letter to Dr. Laura":

 d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both
 male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring
 nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans,
 but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/drlaura.asp
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: El Macho on May 13, 2012, 10:39:59 PM
It drives me crazy when they speak better Chinese than I do.
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on May 23, 2012, 12:18:28 PM
Sorry...vendettas on locked threads need to STAY locked....and now I've had to lock this one, too. kkkkkkkkkk
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on May 23, 2012, 01:53:34 PM
Some stoopid bastards think they can come on here and make whatever thoughtless, polarizing, idiotic generalizations they want to...then if anyone has the temerity to question them, they claim to be "baited" or otherwise "picked on". That's what drives ME insane.
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on May 23, 2012, 02:25:06 PM
Meanwhile, I think it's safe to re-open this...
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on May 23, 2012, 04:36:11 PM
Some stoopid bastards think they can come on here and make whatever thoughtless, polarizing, idiotic generalizations they want to...then if anyone has the temerity to question them, they claim to be "baited" or otherwise "picked on". That's what drives ME insane.

How dare you pick on me for saying that other Saloon members need to be publicly disemboweled for not agreeing with me 100% of the time. ahahahahah
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Pashley on May 23, 2012, 06:01:45 PM
Some stoopid bastards think they can come on here and make whatever thoughtless, polarizing, idiotic generalizations they want to...then if anyone has the temerity to question them, they claim to be "baited" or otherwise "picked on". That's what drives ME insane.

There's an old rule in network protocol implementation, building software that is going to interact with other systems according to some set of rules. "Be conservative in what you send, liberal in what you accept."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robustness_principle

That very much applies to people as well.

On the send side, everyone should try to write clearly which generally means in standard but informal English. Of course the writing can often be enlivened by slang, but you have to be careful with that because not everyone speaks your dialect and some participants are second language speakers who may have less-than-perfect grasp of rare idioms even in a dialect they know, Also, cluttering up your writing with gratuitous oddities like "How RU, dude" is just dumb; it impedes communication and irritates your readers.

On the receive side, odd or even terrible writing is nothing to get upset about, let alone make a fuss about. There are lots of more interesting things to talk about.
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: gonzo on May 23, 2012, 09:09:42 PM
Mea Culpa. Well, partially.
Like I told Raoul in a pm, I've succumbed to GOMS [Grumpy Old Man Syndrome]. After a lifetime of tolerance, even wishy washy weakness, I tend to "arc" asasasasas, as my students would put it. So I won't do it again. alalalalal
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Fozzwaldus on May 23, 2012, 09:21:30 PM
and we all lived happily ever after  ahahahahah ahahahahah :grouphug: :grouphug:
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: CaseyOrourke on August 17, 2012, 05:00:30 PM
Australians need not worry. Americans don't know where Australia is.

LOL... Apologies to my 'normal' American friends, but this a true story -
I worked with an American (Texan) in Korea who, when he found out I was a kuckin' Fanuck, paused - I could see the little hamster running around in the treadmill of his mind - and said in a heavy southern drawl "Canada?... that's like Mexico north... right?"  ahahahahah I couldn't tell if he was serious or making a joke until he told the Ks "I's here to learn you to speak English good."

I'm may be from Texas, but I was born and raised in Illinois (home of standard broadcast English) and went to college in Oregon.  I look at Canada and Mexico as being two important countries in the western hemisphere. They perform the function of being the United State's hat and beard hahahahaahh

I've read where some think the flags in my signature are to big, the wife likes them, says she's feel proud to be an "American Texa-Chin" so they stay (got to keep wife happy).
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: ericthered on August 22, 2012, 03:38:57 AM
I hate it when Saloonies get my nationality wrong and call me Dutch...they do not pay proper respect to the glorious Kingdom of Denmark, the home of the Great Mermaid and Butter Cookies...and when that great nation rises again everyone will be airplaned and made to construct large statues of King Harald Bluetooth (I kid you not, that was his name) and there will be great gnashing of teeth and pulling of hair and all will bow down and place acorns on the altar to Ratatosk and...and..no-one wiil ever be allowed to say Danish sounds like German...and..and...every day is butter cookie and pickled herring gruel day..mwahahahaha...

Oh...I also hate it when Saloonies hide my medicine...GrumblemumblewhereisELmumble...here EL, bring me back the Pickled Eel Pills and I will not feed you to Jormungand...I promise...Odin, tweaking now...must curl up in ball and sing song about happy starling...
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: George on August 22, 2012, 09:55:02 AM
I hate it when Saloonies go all nationalistic and drabble on about how high and mighty their own country is, 'n all. ahahahahah ahahahahah
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 22, 2012, 11:06:11 PM
I hate it when Saloonies go all nationalistic and drabble on about how high and mighty their own country is, 'n all. ahahahahah ahahahahah

Yeah, especially those from silly places like Denmark and Hoganland. ahahahahah ahahahahah ahahahahah
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: George on August 23, 2012, 09:19:02 AM
 kkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkk Tch,tch. We are above that sort of thing!!
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 23, 2012, 02:56:17 PM
kkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkk Tch,tch. We are above that sort of thing!!

People who thing we are above that sort of thing should be dipped in vegemite and thrown to the koalas. ahahahahah
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: George on August 23, 2012, 03:15:12 PM
Quote
People who thing we are above
Then there are the people who don't thing at all!  ahahahahah ahahahahah
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 23, 2012, 06:03:39 PM
Curse you dancing chicken man who spots typos too quickly!!!  asasasasas asasasasas asasasasas asasasasas
Title: Re: Things other Raoul's China Saloon members do that drive you insane
Post by: George on August 23, 2012, 06:43:32 PM
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck!