Being an educated Canuck in the southland of the USA has its challenges. Here's a joke one of my redneck friends back in Canada sent me. I believe it featured West Virginia. I changed the state to North Carolina and sent it to some of my fishing buddies. Heee Hawww....how's about ya'll post one for a chuckle.
> > A guy walks into a bar in North Carolina and orders a white wine.
> >
> > > All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
> > >
> > > The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
> > >
> > > The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."
> > >
> > > The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"
> > >
> > > The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
> > >
> > > The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
> > >
> > > "No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
> > >
> > > The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."