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Don’t Disturb the Squirrels

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paddyfields

Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« on: April 01, 2009, 03:03:26 PM »
Westdeutsche Rundfunk, a German radio station, announced that officials in Cologne had just passed an unusual new city regulation. Joggers going through the park would be required to pace themselves to go no faster than six mph. Any faster, it was felt, would unnecessarily disturb the squirrels who were in the middle of their mating season. bebebebebe bebebebebe
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Re: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 03:49:35 PM »
Rodents and sex??? That gives me an idea.  afafafafaf
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Re: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 07:51:02 PM »
Yup, that is the dumbest bylaw I've ever heard of.
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Re: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 08:07:21 PM »
Shhh quiet, you wouldn't want Eric's trained Viking warrior squirrels to hear you  bibibibibi     afafafafaf afafafafaf agagagagag
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Re: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 10:57:56 PM »
OK, psd4fan, you're now officially scaring me. ahahahahah

And I suspect that "Rundfunk" probably translates into something a lot less cool than it sounds... bibibibibi
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Re: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 11:11:28 PM »
The announcement came out today?  April first?
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paddyfields

Re: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2009, 05:48:03 AM »
Quote from: AMonk on April 01, 2009, 11:11:28 PM
The announcement came out today?  April first?

Actually it was from 1993 bfbfbfbfbf museumofhoaxes Top 100 April 1st Pranks
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Re: Don’t Disturb the Squirrels
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2009, 03:00:41 PM »
I saw this thread, then I saw the sniggering dog.

I'm sure you do have plenty of serious and worthwile things to say, but I just can't take them seriously. Muttley is just awesome.
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