My new playmate

I've been a naughty boy

 

Piglet has a sense of humour, but I doubt she'd want to see any more of my photos  of us together.

I've finally figured out the meaning of some these icons, but as a stiff-upper-lipped Brit I can't bear to use them.

Still, I would like to offer my thanks to the rather nice but muddled boy who offered to lick my arse.

Thanks, Brian (or was it Brendon?).  But I have a wife. 

I've been a naughty boy

If her smile is anything to go by, she liked the naughty boy.

Paul you are definitely winning the naughty contest at the moment.
I am NOT going to explain the origin of my moniker.

I apologise, and promise never to be naughty again.  Except with you.

I never did the introduction thing: best to take people as you find them, imho.

However, I'll take this opportunity.

If I'm rude, abusive or totally out of order, then I'm, being humorous (or maybe I'm drunk).


If I'm really nice, then I'm being ironic (or maybe I'm drunk).

If I'm being professorial, serious and whatnot, then I'm either drunk or lying through my teeth.

I'm into Tigger now anyway. 

Oh no!  I've got some competition in the naughty department.

Looks like I'll have to cut Paul down to size and I've got just the tool to do it with.

A chainsaw on a stick!

Cut away mr Lunatic I hate that pesky Tigger always bouncing all over everyone

Oh no!  I've got some competition in the naughty department.

Looks like I'll have to cut Paul down to size and I've got just the tool to do it with.

A chainsaw on a stick!

Good God!  Yours is bigger than mine!

Don't worry Paul, it's how you use it that matters.

yeah right on Granny Mae size doesn't matter 

Of course size matters!  Wait till you see me abusing tiny Tigger and Pooh!

I'd rather not I just had my lunch