"You can go home..."

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DON'T MAKE ME REGRET THIS THREAD

Calach, its too late. If you catch the reference to Sorehead K, you will regret it. If you fail to catch the reference, you will regret it. If you get it or don't get it, you will regret it. If you continue reading this thread, you will... If you don't... If you give a rat's tail what anyone writes next...

Fozzy, move over. Make room against that wall for the rest of us.

Regretfully, the sum and substance of all philosophy is coming to the realization it's just mental masturbation.

I'm going home... can I?

You can never go home.

-Moody Blues

are we there yet?

I'LL TURN THIS CAR RIGHT AROUND!

It's the onions I tell you, THE ONIONS DAMNIT.

What's in order here is a good 'ole bout of group diagnosis and shock therapy.

Take a close look at these pictures, what ever you feel just let it out. This is a safe environment for you and your emotions to be free.

Government warning: THE FOLLOWING ONIONS ARE  OF THE ORGANIC OR UNPRICED VARIETY ONLY. THOSE WHO SUFFER FROM A WEAK HEART, SUDDEN FURY OR SHORTNESS OF BREATH ARE ADVISED TO LOOK AWAY NOW.

Here goes:









  Well...how do you feel?

Ok ok, calm down calm down. Look, this is what happens to them in the end:


CUT THAT LIL BASTARD GO ON!


THE ONLY GOOD ONIONS ARE DEAD ONIONS!

SLICE 'EM, DICE 'EM.

Session 1 concludes there.

whoooarrrr. look'a'dem'!

I'd pay at least 75 yuan for a pair of those beauties

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Did you hear the news? Mr Onion died in a knife fight.

There was a big turnip at the funeral.

The only thing we have to regret is regret itself.

(Oh yeah, also getting caught doing all those illegal things.)

I used to comlain about the things people here did but then I figured I would be more proactive but in an entertaining way.
I walk my dog daily and bring with me enough paper to pick up her droppings.People often notice this and tell me how good I am like it is some crazy notion, i have taken to giving out paper to other dog walkers when their dog has defecated. I just say to them i am sure they would want to throw out their dogs droppings and walk away. Funny enough every time i have done it the person has picked it up.
It used to drive e crazy on an elevator and have to listen to someone yelling on their phone or on the bus. Now if it happens I take my phone out and yel even louder than the offender till they hang up, then i just put my phone away.
Instead of getting angry or complaining about things I figure i might as well try to change my little art of the universe I live in.