Check out this pun, its certainly got some backs up here in China.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/world/asia/12beast.html?_r=1&emc=eta1Any one know where i can buy one??
There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
They are lively and intelligent
they are fun-loving and nimble
They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert