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becster79
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day!
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2013, 03:08:04 AM »
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I hate Valentine's Day. That is all.

What else is there to say?? 

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Bad taste belongs in the men's lounge, yeah, I find that annoying.

Stil, my apologies. 

There has got to be someplace where this type of rhetoric can be can be posted separately. I mistakenly thought that the gentleman's lounge may be the place for it. I stand corrected.

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Bad taste belongs in the men's lounge, yeah, I find that annoying.

Stil, my apologies. 

There has got to be someplace where this type of rhetoric can be can be posted separately. I mistakenly thought that the gentleman's lounge may be the place for it. I stand corrected.

The BS pit maybe? That forum has a stronger "warning label" and is meant to be more "anything goes."

By the way, I merged the two topics on this. We don't really need two separate threads on Steak and BJ Day.

By the way, I merged the two topics on this. We don't really need two separate threads on Steak and BJ Day.

Not sure how I can reply to that without getting myself into much deeper trouble.

And, since it's my distasteful topic (or at least the first thread was) and it's offended a little more than I intended, I've just consigned it to the BS Wrestling Pit.

Hey!  I don't want my good clean thread be associated with EL's smut.  .

Now I feel dirty. 

Don't worry EL, I'm sure this won't be the last time you'll offend people, you have a natural God given gift. 

[and it's offended a little more than I intended, I've just consigned it to the BS Wrestling Pit.

How much did you intend to offend

George, :p :p!

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Bad taste belongs in the men's lounge, yeah, I find that annoying.

Stil, my apologies. 

There has got to be someplace where this type of rhetoric can be can be posted separately. I mistakenly thought that the gentleman's lounge may be the place for it. I stand corrected.

No worries. EL brings out some interesting responses. Have you noticed how much security he needs?

I never even got a   peck on the   cheek let alone any   flowers for   Valentine's   Day! Never   have! How can I   expect anyone to   take notice of me on March   14th?

    

I haven't ever had anything for Valentine's day either. I wonder if Aussie guys expect something  on 14th March?  I guess I should be thankful that some idiot didn't turn up beside my poker machine and expect me to help him out.

Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on March 15, 2013, 09:47:23 PM

[and it's offended a little more than I intended, I've just consigned it to the BS Wrestling Pit.

How much did you intend to offend

I was only aiming for mild to moderate offense this time.

EL brings out some interesting responses. Have you noticed how much security he needs?

OK, I admit it.  I'm a whore for attention.

Quote from: becster79 on March 15, 2013, 05:22:41 PM

I never even got a  peck on the  cheek let alone any  flowers for  Valentine's  Day! Never  have! How can I  expect anyone to  take notice of me on March  14th?

I haven't ever had anything for Valentine's day either. I wonder if Aussie guys expect something  on 14th March?  I guess I should be thankful that some idiot didn't turn up beside my poker machine and expect me to help him out.

Both of you are welcome to drop into Dongguan at any time for dinner, roses, chocolates, a peck on the cheek, and anything else you will let me get away with.

Granny Mae - The rules of the holiday are that the guy gets neither steak nor anything else if he didn't come through on Valentine's day.  The concept is that ladies will observe March 14th as a reward for the guys properly observing Feb 14th.  This encourages both parties in the relationship to do a better and better job each year.

I went out to dinner with my ex-girlfriend last night.

She said, 'Do you know what day it is?', and I said, 'Well, actually, yes. I did read something on the internet, but I have to say I'm rather surprised that you're bringing it up.'

I began to wonder if her untypical choice of the steak pizza was a favourable portent. I translated the name of EL's festival. She didn't seem offended or confused, so I suppose at least now I know it's within her conceptual understanding.

Anyway, she's now my ex-ex-girlfriend, or in other words my girlfriend, again. 

It's a silly and somewhat rudely expressed holiday, but as this example clearly shows, it's also a great way to build, or rebuild, loving relationships.

In any event, I'm really glad I took my wife out to the restaurant of her choice for Valentine's day.  Our dinner and other activities on March 14th was a wonderful incentive to make Valentine's day even more to her liking next year.

Is there a hot coffee and fresh bagel day for the less adventurous of us?

Is there a hot coffee and fresh bagel day for the less adventurous of us?

Coffee and Fresh Bagel Day is on May 14th.  April 14th is Potato Chips and Grope Day.

Is there a hot coffee and fresh bagel day for the less adventurous of us?

I once posted a very funny joke regarding donuts (you can exchange it with bagels if you want), coffee and a nudist camp that befits this thread. Look it up, I'm not going to repeat it in mixed company