If there is one thing I really like about being Canadian, we NEVER EVER need to worry about America invading us. If they tried, it would be like this:
(American Army) Canada! We're here to invade you
(Response) Disculpe, pero no hablan Inglés
(American Army) I think we have the wrong border
(American Army) Canada! We're coming to invade you
(Canada) Sorry, we moved
(American Army) Damn, let's go invade Iraq again
(The rest of the world) That's not Iraq, its Afghanistan
(American Army) That's okay, we'll just publish a new atlas