What's in the News

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2145 on: July 25, 2013, 11:28:32 PM »
OH - I do - must - take one small exception to your otherwise spotless thought experiment:

John was certainly NOT wearing a speedo. 

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C'MON.

Poetic license...I considered a Maple Leaf adorned mankini but thought better of it. Hmm...apparently there is such a thing as a mankini...I did not know that.. agagagagag
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2146 on: July 26, 2013, 12:22:32 AM »
There is no monetary cost associated with a rescue of a guy in a river. All the equipment and manpower is at hand and in use regardless. All the accountants in Dante's third circle of bureaucratic hell could not distinguish a fiscal period with the rescue compared to without.

The only stupid thing was admitting that he'd swum across, for which there is no proof, meaning no evidence, so he should just say he fell in and never cross the border, or better yet, say nothing and kick his friends in the ass. If he had gotten into trouble in the water, the only purpose for calling for help at night would be to recover his body a little more quickly.

Wotta buncha pussies.

If I ever get drunk (or not) and decide to jump into a dangerous river (has happened for good and bad motives), I hope my friends would either physically stop me or have a drink in my honor. Calling the authorities is such a lame ass move. Would immediately disown anyone like that.

Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2147 on: July 27, 2013, 01:39:17 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/25/plague-detected-california-squirrel_n_3653037.html

Neither me nor my extended family know about this. We are tree squirrels. This is bad. It is bad enough that we are called tree rats, now it will be worse. "Mommy, mommy, can I play with the squirrel?", "No Sweetie, it may have plague, now go tell Daddy to get the shotgun".
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde.

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2148 on: July 27, 2013, 02:02:50 PM »
I gotta give the swimmer huge props just for visiting Detroit at that hour.  WAY more dangerous than the swim itself.
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Re: What's in the News
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2151 on: August 05, 2013, 02:24:24 PM »
Thrown to the wolves: China's children at the mercy of foreign predators

I don't understand how so many of these people have already been caught abusing in their home countries and then our governments just let them go out into the world.

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2152 on: August 22, 2013, 12:04:54 AM »
Just in time for Mooncake Festival!  Order early!  Supplies are limited!

These divine mooncakes are brought to the mortal world by an act of G.O.D. (literally!)

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/08/20/hong_kong_company_god_now_selling_m.php

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2153 on: August 22, 2013, 12:19:10 AM »
Just in time for Mooncake Festival!  Order early!  Supplies are limited!

These divine mooncakes are brought to the mortal world by an act of G.O.D. (literally!)

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/08/20/hong_kong_company_god_now_selling_m.php


so you finally opened that bakery you've been talking about for years.  uuuuuuuuuu :wtf:
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2154 on: August 22, 2013, 01:42:24 AM »
Sorry Stil just realized I double posted that Thrown to the wolves thing... kkkkkkkkkk
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2155 on: August 22, 2013, 03:41:49 AM »
Haha, sorry I also posted the same article after Stil on the visa crackdown thread as well, so that's 3 times now - it's just that much of a WTF headline we couldn't wait to post it I suppose!

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2156 on: August 22, 2013, 04:32:33 AM »
没关系

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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2157 on: August 22, 2013, 02:41:18 PM »
I couldn't be arsed to order those mooncakes.
The Koreans once gave me five minutes notice - I didn't know what to do with the extra time.

Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2158 on: August 22, 2013, 02:51:15 PM »
As long as they're not full of caca bqbqbqbqbq
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Re: What's in the News
« Reply #2159 on: August 22, 2013, 11:37:32 PM »
Just in time for Mooncake Festival!  Order early!  Supplies are limited!

These divine mooncakes are brought to the mortal world by an act of G.O.D. (literally!)

http://shanghaiist.com/2013/08/20/hong_kong_company_god_now_selling_m.php


so you finally opened that bakery you've been talking about for years.  uuuuuuuuuu :wtf:

Not yet.  I've got to develop a perfect bagel recipe before worrying about naughty mooncakes.
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