Yes, true. Not on me though. I go from pale-as-death to lobster, no tan involved.
Ok, for the sake of argument, if I were to give up and concede to the opinion held by the deluded, drunken, colour-blind, can-barely-stand-up-are-seeing-double-have-just-had-a-fight-in-the-rest-room-with-a-huge-purple-gnat majority and admit that my specs are pink, what would be the result? Theoretically, mind you.