This week's avatar: alternate headings

She was like no other girl I'd ever met.  Her amazing green curves drew my eye even as her sparkling personality grew in my mind.  Our relationship quickly bloomed into a sizzling, spicy passion like no other.  I took her to my family's house for dinner.  Due to an unfortunate miscommunication regarding my intentions, my mother cooked her.

I'll always remember every moment with her, from the moment we first met until I swallowed the last bite.

This isn't your children's "Cabbage Patch Kid" here.... This one's for daddy.....

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to eat meet me

I know its hot in there, but do you have to check for armpit odor in public?

With a side order of...

cucumber?
kugua?
carrot?


broccoli?
You should get that seen to.

All I know is that that cabbage is one hot tomato

If only she had a sister.

Oh wait!  She does!

I've never know cabbage to take cheesecake pictures

I've never know cabbage to take cheesecake pictures

You don't hang out with the right cabbage.

What if Chinese scientists managed to merge some of Marilyn Monroe's DNA into a Chinese cabbage?  I think the results would look something like this:

Wow    That one is really great 

Great photos EL! At least you wouldn't have to worry about the blokes not eating their cabbage.

Great photos EL! At least you wouldn't have to worry about the blokes not eating their cabbage.

If he starts posting pictures of carrots and cucumbers, I'm outta here!

Quote from: Granny Mae on July 03, 2013, 02:45:06 PM

Great photos EL! At least you wouldn't have to worry about the blokes not eating their cabbage.

If he starts posting pictures of carrots and cucumbers, I'm outta here!

I'm saving those for next week.



If only Ju Duoqi would do another fantasy cabbage series.

....and wife in boot.