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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1710 on: August 29, 2012, 04:45:33 PM »
If they smack their heads together, will that leave green marks? mmmmmmmmmm
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1711 on: August 29, 2012, 05:24:34 PM »
Yellow: Hey, lock S-foils in attack position!
Blue: Red Leader?
Yellow: Yeah. There he is now.
Blue: That guy is such an idiot.
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« Reply #1712 on: August 29, 2012, 05:35:37 PM »
This pic would have given me nightmares as a child.

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hasn't anybody heard of sunblock??

Haven't you heard?  Sunblock gives you cancer/causes pimples/makes you fat/is shanghuo/doesn't block radiation/stops your skin from breathing so you will suffocate/is made from gutter oil.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1713 on: August 29, 2012, 06:01:09 PM »
She's too sexy for her face, too sexy for her face
Too sexy to disgrace
And she's too sexy for her skin, too sexy for her skin
No sunlight will get in


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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1714 on: August 29, 2012, 06:15:15 PM »
China's ruthless One Child Policy has given rise to a new breed of older woman, the Urban Mommando, ever vigilant, always watchful, protective of future assets in an increasingly competitive society full of crime.

Yellow: Your 10 o'clock, that lady looking at our boy?
Blue: Can't be sure, better take her out.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1715 on: August 29, 2012, 07:21:27 PM »
It may look like it's merely a new high fashion item worn by the most stylist beachgoers, but the Human Emergency Assist Device also protects wearers from drowning.  Just pull the recessed distress cord on your HEAD and it inflates, providing floatation when you most needed it.

If you really love someone, give them HEAD at the beach.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1716 on: August 29, 2012, 07:49:19 PM »
Yellow: What's the line?
Blue: WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!
Yellow: Really?
Blue: WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.
Yellow: That's the one, yeah.
Blue: I. AM. PAIN.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1717 on: August 29, 2012, 11:54:21 PM »
Yellow: Hey, see those laowais?

Blue:  Over by the water?

Yellow:  That's right. I think the bald one with all the bodyguards likes you!  He's been staring this way for a while...kinda looks like Putin.

Blue:  What's a Putin?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1718 on: August 30, 2012, 12:12:44 AM »
Ha, yes, totally forgot about that.


Yellow: Pussy Riot?
Blue: At the meat market?
Yellow: I guess so.
Blue: Filthy southerners.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1719 on: August 30, 2012, 02:34:19 PM »
All citizens are celebrating since North Korea's newest glorious leader has made his personally designed line of swimwear mandatory at all beaches.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1720 on: August 30, 2012, 05:26:58 PM »
yellow: Is that the glorious leader who designed these mandatory swimsuits?
blue: yeah, that's him.
yellow: don't you think these are wonderful?
blue:
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1721 on: August 31, 2012, 05:46:56 PM »
There's great news about the newest version of the Human Emergency Assist Device.  Now, in addition to the emergency floatation function, HEAD comes lined with a genuine tinfoil radiation blocking inner layer.  Mind-controlling rays as well as dangerous radiation from computer monitors and cell phones are all safely blocked.  Now this high fashion item is good for the beach, the office, or a day out shopping.

For friends and anyone you love, there's nothing better to show you care than giving then HEAD.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1722 on: September 01, 2012, 01:34:35 PM »
Yellow: Is that--?
Blue: Short pants in May.
Yellow: I feel sorry for his mother.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1723 on: September 01, 2012, 04:58:20 PM »
Even with their facekinis on, Gong Li and Zhang Ziyi still can't avoid the paparazzi. ahahahahah
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1724 on: September 01, 2012, 07:04:43 PM »
"Lost you face? Afraid of losing it again? Try the new Ronco Spray on Face. It's face in a can."
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