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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1560 on: May 07, 2012, 01:45:53 PM »
homina homina homina...
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1561 on: May 07, 2012, 06:03:49 PM »
Looks just like my ex-wife... and one of her was one too many. 
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1562 on: May 07, 2012, 08:50:28 PM »
BWAHAHAHA!!!!  At last, my greatest experiment has succeeded!  My unstoppable (and incredibly hot afafafafaf) clone army is all I needed to assure success in my plan for world domination!
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1563 on: May 14, 2012, 05:12:59 PM »


So...wrong...on...too..many...levels.........can't...choose...comment..... eeeeeeeeee
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1564 on: May 14, 2012, 06:20:54 PM »
When you are doing your GF in a public park, make sure you know where your old bag is so she doesn't kill you. ahahahahah
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1565 on: May 14, 2012, 07:39:22 PM »
EL, I'm sure that could be reworded for the worst advice thread
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1566 on: May 14, 2012, 08:25:55 PM »
An only-in-China classic. And who ever conceptualised the sign had an American English teacher. We Australians "get off" buses. However, the Chinese "lover" "making love" etc are very 1920's.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1567 on: May 14, 2012, 11:33:25 PM »
Pay attention to your rubber bag when getting off in lover or she might get pregnant. ahahahahah
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1568 on: May 14, 2012, 11:59:00 PM »
When I was young, 'getting off' just meant kissing someone passionately. Think it's still that way in England. Seems like good English to me, if a little informal.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1569 on: May 15, 2012, 01:18:09 PM »
Quote from: gonzo on May 14, 2012, 08:25:55 PM
An only-in-China classic. And who ever conceptualised the sign had an American English teacher. We Australians "get off" buses. However, the Chinese "lover" "making love" etc are very 1920's.

Not just American. It's also used in England to mean, er... heavy petting  akakakakak
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1570 on: May 17, 2012, 04:15:18 PM »
While getting off with your lover in public, make sure to keep a bag over your head.  That way your wife and family won't be able to identify you when the video shows up on youku. ahahahahah
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1571 on: May 21, 2012, 06:54:08 PM »
Think you'll licke this one...

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1572 on: May 21, 2012, 08:47:46 PM »
They say you can get high from licking a toad. ahahahahah
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1573 on: May 21, 2012, 08:53:23 PM »
BRAINS!!!
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1574 on: May 22, 2012, 01:41:12 AM »
What is the backstory here, exactly? Anyone know?
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