This week's avatar: alternate headings

All I want for this sign is a small arrow under the main message, marked "Complaints"...

And don't fret, EL. You are adept in the ways of Marx (Groucho) and Lennon (John), yet your education remains sadly incomplete. But don't give up...quid Marlburgh im Plano, If you push something hard enough, it will fall over , end quote. Perhaps if you'll stand on that yellow rubber line there, you can get to More Science High School! Oops! A:/The System is less energetic when domains of alternate direction alternate. Oh well, you didn't Beat The Reaper. Check his body paint, Old34- faded San Francisco Art Nouveau! Let's do him a favor and send him in for re-grooving.

Shoes for Industry, compadre.

But what if the sign was not here when you read it but there instead? You could have been there, but there's no proof that you are all here or you are all there?

Just to prove it to you EL, hasn't anyone asked you if you are all there?   

 

I pride myself in never being all anywhere.


Optimally then, the signs should be everywhere and say "If you can read this, then you are probably close enough to read it.  If you can't read this, then maybe you are too far away to read it or perhaps you are illiterate."

So ... I am "HUR"... not "him"...not "Thur"..."HUR"  Cool!!

Everybody has got to be somewhere...............and you are here!

Optimally then, the signs should be everywhere and say "If you can read this, then you are probably close enough to read it.  If you can't read this, then maybe you are too far away to read it or perhaps you are illiterate."

You mean something like this?

Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on May 12, 2011, 08:48:50 PM

Optimally then, the signs should be everywhere and say "If you can read this, then you are probably close enough to read it.  If you can't read this, then maybe you are too far away to read it or perhaps you are illiterate."

You mean something like this?

Love it!!!!

What happens when you cross Jerzy Kosinski with Jean-Paul Sartre?
Being There and Nothingness

I can't read Chinese, hell, I can barely read English. But has anyone noticed how that last character looks like E.T.?  Maybe that's the reason for the sign

So what's you are saying DD is that the sign actually reads:

'Your position is ET'?

I can't read Chinese, hell, I can barely read English. But has anyone noticed how that last character looks like E.T.?  Maybe that's the reason for the sign

Ha, I finally looked at the character and it really DOES look like ET, arms extended.

So what's you are saying DD

Oh nice use of the language there Cassandra... jeebus  

So what's you are saying DD is that the sign actually reads:

'Your position is ET'?

So, first you can't spell, now your grammar is suspect. One more flub and you'll be just as good as our managers (they are foreigners  )


 

Actually my position is reverse cowgirl BUT only when (as the sign says) you are here

 

I always like this one:

The world was supposed to end on May 21st, but I'm still here.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?