This week's avatar: alternate headings

Ok, I'm going to be the stupid one, and say that I don't get it. Is it something to do with the word on her T-Shirt, which I can't make out? It just looks like a photo of a cute little girl.

Not that I'm complaining. I think a week of the guy wearing the bra backwards caused me minor psychological damage.

Oh actually, I think I've got it; erotica, although I've been staring so hard at it the rorscarch (sic) thing above it has started looking like an angry owl getting ready for a gunfight.

'maybe if i keep hinting mom will buy me that new mobile phone when she see's that i can hold it correctly.'

Coby? 
Here!
Swallow?
Here!
Erotica?
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Erotica?
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Erotica, get your fingers out of your ears, there's a good boy.

I just never get sick of those hair styles. I know I shouldn't be so biased one way or the other, but no matter how grumpy I'm feeling – if I'm feeling grumpy – I get cheered up as soon as I see one of those cute little girls with the elaborate hair. I can pass some businessmen on the street with furrowed brow carefully avoiding any eye contact, and then be all cheerful when a little girl points at me and calls me "lao Wai."

"Erotica" isn't appropriate however! My youngest student ever once wore a jacket with "Marlborough" on one sleeve and "Exxon" on the other.

Note: I agree with the poster about the guy with the bra on backwards. I'm so glad to be rid of that image. I'd try to scroll down before it would upload each time I came to the site. I was more comfortable with the Santa, and maybe even some of the stool images.

Is this another one of Stil's girlfriends?

Not since she turned 8.

And the images are generally only up about a week each. Quitcher whining.

Oh actually, I think I've got it; erotica, although I've been staring so hard at it the rorscarch (sic) thing above it has started looking like an angry owl getting ready for a gunfight.

Now that you point it out I can also see the owl, and it does also seem he's got some sort of appendages out ready to grab a gun out of a holster in a showdown. The owl is wearing a dress, too, as long as we're no the subject.

You can't see the image?  Tinkerbell got run over on the highway.

Another sad case of a child who took candy from the wrong stranger.



(On a more serious note - Some parents need to be flogged and have their ability to reproduce removed using rusty scalpels.  This kid's parents probably couldn't read English, but the same sort of thing happens with some parents who can.)

Maybe I am going blind, or senile, or both, but I can't for the life of me work out what is written under the butterfly.  Someone please enlighten me!!  Please.

Lin
Zhaoqing, Guangdong.

 

Erotica

Erotica

Congratulations DS!  That's the secret word of the day.  You've just won a free full-body massage by an Escaped Lunatic.  Please report to Dongguan to collect your prize.

Dang EL.  Dalian is too far from Dongguan to go for a full body massage, even by you  

I will just have to dream about it  

You can practice on your 'beloved' instead    

No, no...BY ALL MEANS show up, demand the full body massage, and let EL deal with the little lady after you've gone. Why, if you're lucky you might even see her take a wok upside his haid.

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