This week's avatar: alternate headings

I was sitting outside a shop in Zhaoqing when this family pulled up to buy fruit.

I am not sure if the mother had fallen off the back - and I do not know if there is a baby in the bag - but it is the most people on a motorbike I have been able to get in a photo - so far!

You missed the 7 people in the side car, you should have gone over to the other side

Aaaaaand here's the next one. Hope it ends the Photoshop debate, anyway...

WTF!?!?!

Did someone forget to shear the sheep before flattening them?

Ni yao la de ma?
(Would you like that spicy?)

Statler: What’s your opening act? A Chinese gorilla dancing ballet?!
Both: HAHAHA!

Kermit: Er, cancel the opening act.



-The Muppet Show, 1976.

Darth: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father..."
Luke: "NOOOOOO!"

Kermit: "Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force"

Inflatable Pets

New Zealand males are very familiar with sheep as in the photo. They perform the same function as the 'blow up' dolls found in sex shops.

The great advantage of these 'Baaabie Dolls' is that they do not require inflation to become functional.

Kiwis travelling overseas report that they are superior in every respect to live products available in local markets. Their portability (suit-cased size) is seen as a plus.   

New service for families who have lost their pets to unfortunate roadkill accidents: turn your beloved family member into jerky.

"Y'know Eric, when I said 'let's hang out together' this wasn't really what I had in mind"

"I got you, babe."

"We can haz cheezburger?"





(Argh, those things are both cute and heinous, I can't keep away.)

'Taint no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones.

Meanwhile, screams were heard from the petting zoo.

"Hey Fred"

"Yea Zeke?"

"You know what?"

"No, what"

"I've got to scratch my balls so badly, it's killing me"

Genetically-modified arma-pillows for that late-night snack