This week's avatar: alternate headings

How??? I meant that men do not, as a rule, mind being objectified by members of the fairer sex.

I think Con was replying to Lotus.

There definitely seems to be a male orientation to the photo selection.  Either gross or bimbo'd.

Please.

Although I could definitely use more "Weird Asia" pics to put up there. If ya got 'em, e-mail 'em to me... spamjiaozi@yahoo.com

" Tourists want a 'gen-yoo-wine soo-vin-ear' do they?!?  Let them suck on this for a while..."






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Gets my seal of approval...

There definitely seems to be a male orientation to the photo selection.  Either gross or bimbo'd.

So far, only one bimbo pic. We need more! One "gross" pic, enough for a month or two. One "bizarre" pic of a magnetic man. Attractive, in a strange way! Surely, a wide enough selection to entertain a duality of the sexes? A sense of humour is generally required to view these pcs.

Magnet man comes under 'weird Asia'. Nose man - gross, Santa - gross, Hooters chicks - boring (NOT weird Asia) and bimbo'd. This one 'weird Asia - but no weirder than Seaworlds anywhere else on the planet.

Chinese writing made easy.

Love this one.  It is the best one yet.

Perhaps if I tried writing with my teeth...

recent graduate of Nolefan's English Boot Camp

   If only I'd had time off from EF to attend I could be doing that well.

Can I be a pedant here and say that the correct title should be 'alternative headings', not 'alternate'.

This is quite a bugbear of mine about american english.  If someone lived, for instance, 'alternate lifestyles', it would mean that they lived one lifestyle one week, then the other lifestyle the other week, then the other, and so on.

  If only I'd had time off from EF to attend I could be doing that well.

Not quite...

The bootcamp technique also doesn't require the use of your hands, but you would be looking over your shoulder at the page.

Increasingly despondent as the end of his performing days drew near, Charlie the angriest circus seal took to zen koan to find peace.
"But how is it useful in our daily lives?" asked one reporter.
"Don't test me, man," Charlie snarled.
"But come on, Charlie!  Has a dog Buddha-nature or not?"

If only they would have listened.

   I was going to add something cute, but now I won't bother.

A Sea World escapee makes some foreigners look stupid.

And I bet it's English penmanship is better than mine.