The Rapture

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2011, 05:09:55 AM »
New Jersey's largest newspaper had a front page special on the apocalypse, complete with timeline of previous failed predictions (I'm just glad they remembered to deliver my Saturday paper for once).

Enough repenting, resume sinning.  agagagagag
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2011, 12:28:32 PM »
Passed over. Nobody can ever figure out my address here.

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2011, 01:05:30 PM »
A volcanic eruption triggering 50 earthquakes in Iceland, and earthquakes in New Zealand, Indonesia and Japan all within the last 2 hours.
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. - B. O'Driscoll.
TIC is knowing that, in China, your fruit salad WILL come with cherry tomatoes AND all slathered in mayo. - old34.

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2011, 05:21:38 PM »
A volcanic eruption triggering 50 earthquakes in Iceland, and earthquakes in New Zealand, Indonesia and Japan all within the last 2 hours.
 aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao

Ok, maybe it's good one can find my address.

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2011, 05:44:36 PM »
Add Taiwan, Luzon, and San Francisco Bay to the list in the last couple of hours. Just saying.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. - B. O'Driscoll.
TIC is knowing that, in China, your fruit salad WILL come with cherry tomatoes AND all slathered in mayo. - old34.

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 12:47:23 AM »
Passed over. Nobody can ever figure out my address here.

haha

it'll probably get to China 6 months late

Re: The Rapture
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2011, 01:38:33 AM »
HAHAHAH!

Re: The Rapture
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 02:50:19 AM »
INSTALLING RAPTURE.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
Install delayed....please wait.
Installation failed. Please try again. 404 error: Rapture not found.
EVENT "Rapture" cannot be located. The rapture you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.


 bjbjbjbjbj agagagagag
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 03:44:05 AM »
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2011, 03:59:23 AM »
INSTALLING RAPTURE.
███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 44% DONE.
 
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... but I can wait  qqqqqqqqqq
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2011, 04:39:46 AM »
See you guys in hell  ararararar

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2011, 03:15:24 PM »
Wait!  There's been a miscalculation.  The world will end on May 24th, 2011!!!
I'm pro-cloning and we vote!               Why isn't this card colored green?
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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2011, 03:32:13 PM »
It will end on February 30th, 2012

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Re: The Rapture
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2011, 03:47:26 PM »
Actually, it did happen...but none of y'all (nor I) were chosen. Ben Dan was, though. His status has changed to "Limboid" now.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. - B. O'Driscoll.
TIC is knowing that, in China, your fruit salad WILL come with cherry tomatoes AND all slathered in mayo. - old34.

Re: The Rapture
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2011, 05:21:00 PM »
The Rapture was a bust. It shall now be known as the Rupture
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