I'm currently sitting in my cell at a reeducation camp. I've been sentenced to spend some time here because I forgot to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANNY MAE!!!And to avoid getting my sentence extended, I also need to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TLD!!!Granny Mae and The Loca Dialect are two of our best. Let's all hoist a frosty mug full of
industrial solvent the finest baijiu that sells for under 5 RMB per liter and toast them both.