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Title: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 18, 2012, 03:11:08 PM: The Member count shows that we're very close to seeing the 800th person to walk through the doors of The Saloon! (Don't forget- the count will show 802 due to my and Nolefan's test accounts...)

If you have a friend or colleague whom you think might be groovy here amongst us, this would be a great time to turn them on to The Saloon! agagagagag
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on January 23, 2012, 04:43:15 PM: #800 is delayed a bit. I discovered we had 18 malformed, null, unusable member accounts dating from back when we were having some server woes. I deleted them all; this will make our count a little more accurate when we do get there. bjbjbjbjbj
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: xwarrior on January 23, 2012, 06:23:08 PM: Quote from: Raoul F. Duke on January 23, 2012, 04:43:15 PM
#800 is delayed a bit. I discovered we had 18 malformed, null, unusable member accounts dating from back when we were having some server woes. I deleted them all; this will make our count a little more accurate when we do get there. bjbjbjbjbj

National Bureau of Statistics of China

This department views with concern any under-reporting of statistics in China. By using our formula it can be established that your organisation has 1,218 current members.

This number can be increased on payment of RMB1,000/head to a maximum of 1,518.

A uniformed officer from our department will visit your office next week. In order to expedite our confirmation of your membership numbers could you please ensure that appropriate banking facilities are in place.
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on February 26, 2012, 11:19:42 AM: OK...we back on track for 800 pretty soon!
We're at 798, the goal is 802...we're almost there! bhbhbhbhbh
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Sam Smith on February 27, 2012, 03:59:18 PM: Yay us! agagagagag agagagagag
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Fozzwaldus on February 28, 2012, 12:27:55 AM: they better be a good 'un!
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on February 28, 2012, 01:21:53 AM: Maybe I should talk Mrs. Lunatic into joining. aoaoaoaoao
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: xwarrior on March 03, 2012, 01:07:37 AM: Dear Sirs/Madams/Others

According to our records Raoul's China Saloon now has 800 members. That is, eight-bloody-hundred members. Numerically this can be recorded as:

800

Accordingly, I have ordered a 21 gun salute in honour of all your members:
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(Signed)

on behalf of

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Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Nolefan on March 03, 2012, 01:36:29 AM: the words... premature afafafafaf afafafafaf comes to mind!

still 2 members away folks, hold off the celebrations
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: xwarrior on March 03, 2012, 03:35:37 AM: Quote from: Nolefan on March 03, 2012, 01:36:29 AM
the words... premature afafafafaf afafafafaf comes to mind!

still 2 members away folks, hold off the celebrations

As in .... bbbbbbbbbb

I am mortified ... every time I see 800 I think it means 800. I just can't get the hang of New Maths.

Never mind ... it is too late to put the cork back in this bottle of wine ... so agagagagag
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on March 03, 2012, 11:22:17 AM: The official count should be 2 higher because Br'er Nolefan and I each have a dummy test account...and they shouldn't count toward the benchmarks. bjbjbjbjbj
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Stil on March 03, 2012, 03:38:12 PM: So that's 2 dummy accounts for you eh? uuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on March 03, 2012, 03:40:21 PM: bpbpbpbpbp Bitch. bqbqbqbqbq
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: xwarrior on March 04, 2012, 02:35:18 AM: Quote from: Raoul F. Duke on March 03, 2012, 11:22:17 AM
The official count should be 2 higher because Br'er Nolefan and I each have a dummy test account...and they shouldn't count toward the benchmarks. bjbjbjbjbj

I think I found them dummy people, Boss.

(http://i953.photobucket.com/albums/ae15/xwarrior6/junk%20-%20odds%20and%20ends%20from%20other%20places/Full_body_female_mannequin.jpg)
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Granny Mae on March 04, 2012, 10:24:07 AM: xwarrior, that just made me wonder. Do we know how many saloonies are male and how many are female?
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on March 04, 2012, 10:36:06 AM: Yes. Men outnumber women here more than 2 to 1. ananananan
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Stil on March 04, 2012, 01:06:26 PM: What's the gender ratio for foreign teachers in China?
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: xwarrior on March 04, 2012, 01:32:46 PM: Quote from: Stil on March 04, 2012, 01:06:26 PM
What's the gender ratio for foreign teachers in China?

1 male foreign teacher : 64,600,000 Chinese females xxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on March 06, 2012, 06:08:00 PM: Uh...meanwhile, please welcome Watchtower, our 800th Member! bhbhbhbhbh axaxaxaxax bhbhbhbhbh

Historically the people who make these milestones end up never posting. Hopefully we got lucky this time? mmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on March 07, 2012, 04:18:16 PM: I seem to recall that it was either #600 or #700 who broke the streak of 00's being silent.
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on March 07, 2012, 05:27:35 PM: Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on March 07, 2012, 04:18:16 PM
either #600 or #700 who broke the streak of 00's being silent.

Hmmm...not for long, I don't think. One of them was Babe, I think, but she never posts...all we get is that ugly spasm she married. aaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: Raoul F. Duke on March 07, 2012, 05:33:29 PM: OK, I think Babe was #500. #600 was DPH (Who? mmmmmmmmmm ) and #700 was Porcuswallabee (posted a little then disappeared).
Title: Re: Here Comes #800!
Post by: George on March 07, 2012, 07:09:05 PM: Quote
all we get is that ugly spasm she married.
I heard that, you bastard!! asasasasas asasasasas
The Babe is too busy talking to factories in China, beating them down to the lowest price, and smallest MOQ. Her sourcing business is slowly taking off.
Watchtower? It's not another religious ~~nut~~..person, is it? Bloke or sheila?

Oh yeah, welcome aboard Watchie!! agagagagag agagagagag