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The Bar Room => The BS-Wrestling Pit => Topic started by: A-Train on August 02, 2013, 06:29:51 AM

Title: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: A-Train on August 02, 2013, 06:29:51 AM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/12-absolutely-terrifying-two-sentence-horror-stories

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Granny Mae on August 02, 2013, 01:35:00 PM

Thanks A-Train! There is so much that happens that we can not explain.

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 02, 2013, 02:31:57 PM

Ooohhh... 2 sentence horror stories.  Sounds like as much fun as a Bulwer Lytton contests.


My wife bought a durian fruit at the market.  As I walked by the kitchen, I realized that it was hatching. aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao aoaoaoaoao

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: roadwalker on August 02, 2013, 06:50:58 PM

I liked the one about the amputated phantom limb with a cold hand grasping it.

Here's my contribution:

He came to, slowly, with the realization that he was half-naked in a bathtub full of blood-covered ice and that his back hurt.  A poster-sized note on the opposite wall had the message: "We want you to play more games in English class."

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 02, 2013, 07:50:45 PM

He was highly regarded by some mutual friends and seemed like such a nice guy.  As he slid the English teaching contract across the table for me to sign, I had no idea that it only would apply to me, not to him.

aoaoaoaoao

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: AMonk on August 03, 2013, 12:03:33 AM

 aoaoaoaoao I'm not sure I needed this :wtf:

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Isidnar on August 03, 2013, 03:45:55 AM

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Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: latefordinner on August 03, 2013, 05:37:32 AM

I'd heard that they have a nasty and potentially dangerous sting, but I hadn't heard that they had arms.

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 06, 2013, 12:31:58 AM

I thought the kindergarten class was just being silly when they wouldn't stop talking about a giant peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.  Then I turned around just as the tentacles were reaching out for me.

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Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: A-Train on August 06, 2013, 03:15:04 AM

I sat down at my desk to find that the computer was already on.  My wife's credit card laid silently nearby.

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Canadapanda on August 06, 2013, 12:06:48 PM

When I finally awoke, I found myself in a large hall at a desk.  There was only 30 minutes left to write the calculus final exam.

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Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on August 27, 2013, 02:55:54 PM

Homemade baijiu?  OK, I'll try some.

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Tree on September 16, 2013, 05:51:39 PM

C'mon, the oil is hot enough to kill the bacteria. Let's just eat here.

Title: Re: What scared the bejesus out of me
Post by: Escaped Lunatic on September 18, 2013, 10:09:24 PM

His cold eyes easily pieced my carefully composed demeanor of calm indifference.  Then he handed me the list of new paperwork I needed to get the visa approved.

aoaoaoaoao