Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

Why are the words in the form of a mushroom cloud? Is that a subtle way of saying that Snoopy is "da bomb?"

Teachers of "European Literature" in China should wear this Tshirt to class. You might, however, like to check it out first.




If the print strains your eyes you might like to check out the chart on the Tshirt below:




   

Good stuff, xwarrior! 

The font is so small on the second pic that I think I need to examine that shirt in person very very closely.

The font is so small on the second pic that I think I need to examine that shirt in person very very closely.

I think we have come up with another good reason for learning Braille. 

Xwarrior, I was just wondering if the males in China wear interesting T shirts? 

Don't know about the mainland, Granny, but in Hongkong I once saw a young guy wearing a shirt that read: "SEX first. Beer second"

Plenty of odd ones on the lads. For example "I only love handsome" is stranger on a man than on a woman.

I have seen this one on a male student at Fuzhou University:
http://adult.engrish.com/2009/07/17/im-a-bit-narcissistic/

Arghhh Xwarrior Milton must be a Zhejiang Province speciality I just saw that one on campus yesterday!

Xwarrior, I was just wondering if the males in China wear interesting T shirts?  

I suppose so - I really have not taken much notice.  

My impression is that:
- guys do not buy clothes very often so they try to get it right
- they usually buy 'famous brand'sports Tshirts so its pretty hard to stuff up spelling 'Nike' or 'Man Utd'

Having said that, here are some examples of male Tshirt styles:

1. one tone Tshirt -


 


2. some meaningless writing



3. some totally unintelligible crap on Tshirt given by girlfriends as a present, on the understanding they will get a new apartment on their birthday

  

4. statements that are handy if you are run over by a truck and need first aid

  

5. and my all-time favourite

Thanks xwarrior for taking the time to find some examples. Surely I won't be the only lady who will appreciate a look at what the guys are wearing.   Thanks also for the rest of the input folks.   I must take a closer look at the Tshirt situation in this country now that you have made me curious.

One of my students had a t-shirt that had "Scat" written on the front. I only noticed when I asked her to give feedback on an activity and then had to try very hard to avoid cracking up in front of the whole class.

Not sure is this needs some punctuation.





1. at least this one rhymes

2. could be a good tongue-twister for class





 

I like the drinking shirt the best, thanks xwarrior. Looks like it has been pretty well used. The bloke is not too bad either.

That kind of restricts my topics for a conversation .... but it is good to know we are allowed to 'moretabate.' in public.