Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

  Good one, CaseyO!

Couldn't find the one I wanted.... maybe I'll find it later, but I found this in Shanghai....It isn't a t shirt, but still funny.

Nice to know that some student is prepared to correct his/her mistakes with the proper tool - erasers

Nice to know that some student is prepared to correct his/her mistakes with the proper tool - erasers

And that he can prevent other mistakes in a safe way.

 

Then there's this one:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gemstone/3741018481/

Then there's this one:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gemstone/3741018481/

That one caused a laowai in Nanjing (IIRC),about 10 years ago, to get his ass kicked multiple times when he wore it into a local xiao chi dian and the locals didn't appreciate it. His version (again IIRC) was printed in Chinese.

Ok, so it was only 8 years ago, and he didn't get his ass kicked, but created a 2-hour standoff. But it did happen in Nanjing.  

I did a quick search on my 'puter because I was sure I had saved the original. Here it is, links won't work because it's a copy from my 'puter:

资料：老外对中国人的“十条告诫”？！
http://www.sina.com.cn 2003/06/19 11:32   新浪观察
　　当一名身穿印有“给中国人十条告诫”等内容的T恤衫的外籍男子进入南京市刘长兴饭馆吃饭时，立时引起了在场所有人的愤慨，要求其脱下衣服。在市局两位外事科长长达一个多小时的调解后，该男子终于承认了错误，并表示以后不再穿这件衣服了。

　　此“十条告诫”的详细内容如下：

　　不要盯看外国人

　　不要老跟外国人说HELLO、OK

　　不许外国人住便宜旅馆不合理

　　对外国人收费与中国人同等

　　不要说移民留学或换钱的事

　　不要问你是不是有汽车别墅或挣多少钱

　　不要跟老外讲你晚上没地方睡觉

　　不要问中国是否真的比美国好

　　不要问为何你也会用筷子

　　不用说中国饭是世界第一好吃

for Granny Mae

An idea for when you hit a Jackpot

SOLD! to the lady with the fist full of dollars. Thanks for the heads up xwarrior.

Hahaha it's my fevorite place too! 

Did anyone notice that fevorite is misspelled, there's no "u"

It should be fevourite

It is Sunday - let's all be as happy as the team

Something to do with time and place, I suppose.

note: the obscured word is 'slow'