Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

Maybe I'd better ask his girlfriend 

Is her name Lola?  La la la la Lola!!!

I love that song EL! and no it is Dorin, not Dorian

I love that song EL! and no it is Dorin, not Dorian

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Dori  D.O.R.I. Dori!

(My only 100 score at KTV so far was singing Lola.  Got a 98 on American Pie a couple times.)

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
She said Dori  D.O.R.I. Dori!

(My only 100 score at KTV so far was singing Lola.  Got a 98 on American Pie a couple times.)

 

Now, you are 

Little?

just a little false advertising there on that one DD

Little?

just a little false advertising there on that one DD

Splendid effort though!  


Adamsmith is setting a pretty high benchmark in quantitative assessment. We might have to revise the ABCDE scale.  

Sorry about the quality of the pick, we were both moving.

It says

Sweet Flavor
Rough Taste

Sorry about the quality of the pick, we were both moving.

   It moved for both of you at the same time? 

yeah, I saw a student with the, "I'm not easy, but we can discuss it" shirt today. OK, I'm assuming this stuff has to be deliberate on the part of some jokers somewhere, and also that the girls wearing these shirts don't get what they mean (such as the one that said "Tight"). I don't think they quite got "Romeo Fuck Juliet" or "Love My Bone" which were so popular in the last couple years, either.

Case anyone hadn't seen this shirt, here's a pic from an ad. I know it ain't the same as taking it myself, but I don't really do that.

I hope her name really is Juliet, becaose I'm really Romeo

Man that's hot

Case anyone hadn't seen this shirt, here's a pic from an ad

Your example reminded me of one I posted in the early days of this thread so I went back to have a look. It was not there. Instead there was a notice saying:

[attachment removed for space reason by admin]

The same notice is given for 7 other photos I posted.

As I had started to see the thread as some kind of linguistic/historic record of the times we live in I was rather disappointed to see that. Actually, I was pissed off.

I am still pissed off.







 

Yeah i was a bit disappointed. The farther back I went the less there was!

Never mind - these things happen. TIC !  

I am happy again. I went into the city today and never got run over by a truck.  

After deliberating for days the judges have announced the winner for:

Miss Malaprop of China - Q1 of 2011

We apologise for the quality of the photo. When the announcement was made Miss Malaprop was inside a Chinese fast food outlet on Level 2 of a shopping mall.



  

out of interest Xwarrior what camera do you use for these pics? Its gotta be a fast one and I assume its not too big as it would draw too much attention!