Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China

Going in the opposite direction:

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20101027

Then click "next cartoon" for the punch line.

cool webcartoon.    The next cartoon follows nicely.

Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China - 2011 Season

I see the sun is starting to shine in many places in China so I have great pleasure in opening the Outstanding English T-shirt statements in China - 2011 Season

Now is the time to:

- break out your camera and get out in the street

- remind some members to hide this page if browsing in public using iPhone/iPad/ianything

- get original photos taken in China posted (rf to the photo section on "How to ..."

As my city is still locked into winter attire I will have to open the season with a photo taken at the end of last summer:

CONSUMER WARNING - THE TSHIRT IS A CONSUMER WARNING

 

hahaha   if thats not an invitation then i dont know what is.
Shame that she probably doesnt know what it means.

Large letters across a lovely bosom: "LOW CARBON".

Now if it had been "low silicone" ...

Large letters across a lovely bosom: "LOW CARBON".

Now if it had been "low silicone" ...

If they have to be fake, I think I prefer silicon to carbon.

They get French wrong too.

Almost life-size advertising poster outside a clothing shop in a Shanghai mall that is trying hard to be Euro-trendy to justify the high prices. Photo has two fine-looking specimens, one of each gender, both looking more-or-less European. So far so good.

His T-shirt reads "Je t'aime, mon cheri" which translates as "I love you, my dear". OK, except that in French, the nouns have gender. "Mon cheri" is masculine. The feminine form would be "ma cherie".

The sun has finally arrived in Shaanxi but it is still not quite T-shirt weather. I am entering this example because I think it qualifies as a 'long sleeved T-shirt.'  

I could not get the logo in one shot - either I am out of practice or the girl has too many curves - so it comes as 2 photos.

I guess she is in into one of the more unusual fetishes. Personally, I would prefer to roll in hay with her but I suppose I should keep an open bowel mind.

I guess she is in into one of the more unusual fetishes. Personally, I would prefer to roll in hay with her but I suppose I should keep an open bowel mind.

So, do people with that fetish think that a really crappy first date is a good thing?

 
Now lets just hope she is an English major, otherwise another incentive to learn Chinese

That is one straight A student!

This was one of my students

This was also a student at a uni I worked at. Its not a T-shirt, but check out the go-go boots and purse

This was one of my students

fuck in' terrific. !!!    I want one like the boys