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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #270 on: January 30, 2009, 08:14:26 PM »
Chinese cultural lesson #34

When family pets pass away, the family has a feast.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #271 on: January 30, 2009, 08:17:14 PM »
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #272 on: January 30, 2009, 09:09:22 PM »
Lion King costar's squalid decline and end
- Was there a conspiracy to stop his upcoming tell-all book, Timon Says?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #273 on: January 31, 2009, 03:43:48 AM »
Hap Sing was a traditional girl, and her recent Masters degree in Finacial Management was never far from her mind.  Economic theory had taught her, "There's more than one way to skin a cat."  And it was so true because in fact there were two ways.  "Thank you, Suzhou Showing Love Activity School and Technical Institute," she said daily.

She often cried in her sleep.


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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #274 on: January 31, 2009, 01:06:31 PM »
The Supreme Ambassador of the Galactic Alliance naturally assumed that the most populous nation on Earth would be a good place to begin his goodwill tour to discuss how to prepare this young planet's civilization for the great benefits that Alliance membership would bring.  Sadly, his civet-like appearance led to a terrible misunderstanding when he tried to greet the first human he encountered.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #275 on: February 01, 2009, 07:32:56 PM »
Sheesh! I only came in to have my nails trimmed. bibibibibi
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #276 on: February 11, 2009, 11:15:26 PM »
One out of every three paramount leaders was in fact standing on a crate when the picture was taken.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #277 on: February 11, 2009, 11:47:23 PM »
...as they applauded "The Changing of the Avatar".
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #278 on: February 12, 2009, 12:04:09 AM »
"Find the Lady"
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #279 on: February 12, 2009, 01:35:27 AM »
Breaking news: last night in Shangdong province, three former Chinese leaders rose from the dead in giant form, then calmed terrified crowds by making shadow puppets on a nearby highrise apartment building.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #280 on: February 12, 2009, 05:04:31 AM »
Coming soon... China's very own Mount Rushmore.  Stone carvers, please call the number below to submit your application.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #281 on: February 12, 2009, 06:15:02 AM »
Scientists prove that China invented the Three Stooges.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #282 on: February 12, 2009, 09:01:55 PM »
Introducing the starting line-up for the national 3-on-3 basketball team.
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« Reply #283 on: February 12, 2009, 09:45:30 PM »
hmmm....I don't recognise any of 'em - guess this will change, huh?

(Mount Lushmore?) ababababab
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #284 on: February 12, 2009, 09:54:12 PM »
My eyes may be deceiving me but I thought it was Mao, DengXiaoPing and...some chap...

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