I announced this upstairs a few days ago, but decided to list it down here too. Barflies get to see the whole thing in much longer form, complete with photos.
I've been dating a lovely Chinese girl that I love, but I've met someone else.
Someone so beautiful and so young. Someone who captured my heart in ways I can't even begin to understand.
Even though she's only 12 years old, I decided I had to keep her in my life forever. Drastic measures were called for. Measures that some might call Lunacy (something for which I am well qualified
).
So I got down on one knee, looked up into her amazing eyes, and asked her if I could please marry her. . .
mother! (conveniently, my dearest one is also the daughter of the girl I've been dating)
(What, you really though I was going to ask a 12 year old girl to marry me? What kind of perverts are all of you?)
She said yes. She also agreed to be my daughter (I have a daughter
).
I almost forgot, but then remembered I needed to ask one more question. I asked her mother if she agreed to all of this - she did.
The wedding is in April.