This week's avatar: alternate headings

Nolefan, she came into the room when she heard me smiling and had to see what was so interesting. Not my fault at all. Blame it on the TV show she was bored with.
GM, I wanted to ask again, "which one makes the better 007?", but your point is well taken. Or maybe not. How many women are thinking about their daughters when they talk about the new James Bond?

Nolefan, she came into the room when she heard me smiling

A smile that can be heard ... almost as intriguing as the beard itself.

Can we change the picture? This ones creeping me out. Their eyes follow you everywhere。 鬼啊！

Can we change the picture? This ones creeping me out. Their eyes follow you everywhere。 鬼啊！

Here's looking at you kid!!!! beware!!! 

Yep. Sorry, bitch, but he's right...we were AIMING  to creep you out. You, specifically.

Uuummmm....... Does this mean that I need to get Hubby to s.h.a.v.e.  before we arrive in Shanghai??  (We're talking full beard+moustache here!  Not to mention his plaited "tail", which is nearly waist-long).

Here in Shanghai we the gooder speakies of englishes. We know need yous forigners to come teach us no mores.

I think they were saying to "be patient; when your beard is long enough to wrap you will know what to do."

What's frightening is that, after 20+ hours in the air transit system, this sign made complete perfect sense...

So... RD... was your beard thoroughly checked on arrival? 

No...my beard is not long enough to wrap yet, and the guard was required to issue me a false beard at the gate.

But did he thoroughly check your beard?  Never know what might come into the country that way 

Too busy checking the beard to check the pockets

I'm pretty darn certain that a picture of Beckham is NOT going to help Hubby with any sort of "Long Love"...quite the contrary, in fact.....

Given the look on Beckham's face,I'd say he's having trouble "bending" it. Perhaps that's the reason his picture is on the packet; if he can't,then no one can. Boy! that has got to be painful. Wonder how long it stays like that???

David Beckham, the sexy, cutting-edge fashion icon (or so they say) really just repulses me. 

This gave me a good chuckle though