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Excessive demand for daycare space has lead some cities to use creative measures.

These were everywhere in the U.S. in the '80's.  Even made an appearance in "Forrest Gump". I thought it was telling the other drivers to avoid hitting this car and swerve into the one driven by the old geezers.

Single person with no dependents in car - please feel free to crash into me!

and we're on!!!


let me hear them..

Thanks for changing! This is a good one.
If you do jump in please cover yourself in Nestle Chocolate spread.

Any persons that are eaten, then found to cause the animals an upset stomach will have charges brought upon their estate. Thank you.

And charged with cruelty to animals

Do not stand, sit climb or lean on zoo fences


Except the fat kids. Yea fatso, you go ahead and come closer

Seems like a totally reasonable sign to me.

Because "Torn to pieces, eaten, and vomited up" would look very bad on your tombstone.

good one, noles

famous last words: "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing"

famous last words: "Don't worry, I know what I'm doing"

Sign?  Who care's about the sign.  Hey ya'll, watch this!  Ooops! (thud) Ouch!  How do I get out of here?  Oh, nice panda.  Come here and I'll scra...  What the hell!  It bit me!  Help!  HELP!!!  AAAIIIEEE!!!!!  (nom nom nom)

After the lions learned of the enormous power of reverse psychology on weaker minds, they quickly made signs that assured them of an unending supply of stupid humans to eat.

Hey George!  Can you make this one dance?

new product for the chinese market. Just look at all those yummy feet

"I'm not tip-toeing through any fricken tulips!"

Kentucky Freak Chicken