This week's avatar: alternate headings

Where did that link go? I can't find it!!

Thanks George, It would be really special to see some photos of Raoul in the Memorial Garden.

And our admin forgets to post the pic in the thread.  Some things never change.



Mine is.  My wife measured it so she can brag to her friends about how great I am.

Mine is.  My wife measured it so she can brag to her friends about how great I am.

Using the metric system, it always sounds bigger.

This pic has to be a good joke. The grammar is too good for the interpretation to be so bad.

Mine is.  My wife measured it so she can brag to her friends about how great I am.

The feeling you get when a girl brags to all of her friends about the size of your schlong while you're in the room....

Take it from one who knows boys; "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog".

I take it that this is probably intended for the male toilets to stop the "drips" on the seats. Yeah, you can take that either way. Wonder if there is something funny for the ladies loo?

One day we caught a taxi in Yanji.  Mrs. Casey sat up front, I sat in the back.  She was so completely pi$$ed off when we got to our destination, I was afraid I had done something.  It seems the driver had asked her who I was.  When learned I was the hubby, he had the audacity to ask her if it was true that westerner's dicks were really better at sastifying chinese women than Chinese dicks ever were.  Needless to say she wanted to slap him silly, but insted ignored his crudeness. I only shook my head in disgust, but told her she should have told him I had more enough to completely sastify her and still had enough to completely service three more women.

Are you sure she wasn't angry because from her experience it is not true?

Wonder if there is any way we could arrange an experiment?   I actually asked that question of a lady, with apparently a fair bit of experience in that area and she told me, that as a general rule, it is not true.

Wonder if there is any way we could arrange an experiment?   I actually asked that question of a lady, with apparently a fair bit of experience in that area and she told me, that as a general rule, it is not true.

I volunteer to demonstrate how well I . . . measure up as well as how well I satisfy any ladies who wish to compare my skills against others.

I realize this could be an arduous task, but am willing to do it for the advancement of science.

Thanks for the kind offer EL, but I was thinking more in terms of how the Chinese male "measures" up as a race of people. I've seen plenty of Anglo males, but don't know much about Asians; perhaps I should have nursed in China. The lady I spoke to in China claimed to have had plenty of experience in that area though.

Judging by any underwear I've bought in Asia, it's true. They may fit in the ass and the waist... but there's no room for the 'package' - it can be downright painful! 


Now, I know some 'smart ass' is going to tell me to stop buying women's underwear... but I assure you - these were for men. 

Judging by any underwear I've bought in Asia, it's true. They may fit in the ass and the waist... but there's no room for the 'package' - it can be downright painful! 


Now, I know some 'smart ass' is going to tell me to stop buying women's underwear... but I assure you - these were for men. 

I had to buy some underwear in Yanji after my bags were left in Newark international one year. I had to get XXXXL (I wear L in the US), the brand on the box was "Fattie"

Quote from: cruisemonkey on March 08, 2013, 02:33:43 PM

Judging by any underwear I've bought in Asia, it's true. They may fit in the ass and the waist... but there's no room for the 'package' - it can be downright painful! 


Now, I know some 'smart ass' is going to tell me to stop buying women's underwear... but I assure you - these were for men. 

I had to buy some underwear in Yanji after my bags were left in Newark international one year. I had to get XXXXL (I wear L in the US), the brand on the box was "Fattie"

Long John with a Ding-Dong

Speaking of knickers, The Babe brought me some back. They are made from wood!....the fabric is made from Birch fibre. Very comfortable, and so far, no splinters.