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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1170 on: July 21, 2011, 06:24:52 PM »
 bkbkbkbkbk

Hollander lady style? mmmmmmmmmm Sounds suspiciously like Thai lady boy.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1171 on: July 21, 2011, 06:35:43 PM »
Dutch lady boys are taller...
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1172 on: July 21, 2011, 10:18:23 PM »
At last the trainers at Sea World now have a place to take their sexually dysfunctional whales for treatment.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1173 on: July 21, 2011, 11:13:57 PM »
EL, you just reminded me of a terrirfic book titled The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove.
Well it's not a whale, but it does seek help for sexual dysfunction. (Not getting any qualifies as dysfunction, no?)
Swimming back to the, umm, wish list, I'm having trouble imagining a whale (or depressed sea-monster) swimming up to the side of the pool and saying to the woman in the starched white uniform, "What shall we have today?"
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1174 on: July 22, 2011, 12:03:14 AM »
Hollander Lady Style =?= Xaviera Hollander (aka the Happy Hooker) uuuuuuuuuu



Wale Sexual Function Obstacle aoaoaoaoao sent down 4 skin divers to circumcise :wtf:
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1175 on: July 22, 2011, 02:00:49 AM »
Isn't muscovite a variety of duck?  mmmmmmmmmm
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1176 on: July 22, 2011, 05:58:43 AM »
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Isn't muscovite a variety of duck?
That's Muscovy, dear. agagagagag
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1177 on: July 22, 2011, 05:22:17 PM »
Accounting for misspellings, we've got a place that provides help for whale sexual dysfunction and also offers the services of Russian "ducks" and Dutch Lady Boys.

Guess I'll take my chances with the whole body massage and a side order of Forecast Life just to find out what the hell that is.
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1178 on: July 23, 2011, 02:02:01 PM »
Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on July 22, 2011, 05:22:17 PM
Guess I'll take my chances with the whole body massage and a side order of Forecast Life just to find out what the hell that is.

Go for the 'Forecast Life' first... because I'm pretty sure he/she will predict there's a massage with a 'happy ending' in your future.  bjbjbjbjbj
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1179 on: July 26, 2011, 08:07:48 PM »
Oh, my... kkkkkkkkkk

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1180 on: July 26, 2011, 09:11:50 PM »
No rush, don't push, there's room for everyone.
(Love to see this on the side of a bus near the door)
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1181 on: July 26, 2011, 11:31:09 PM »
Hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1182 on: July 27, 2011, 08:12:16 AM »
Quote from: Escaped Lunatic on July 26, 2011, 11:31:09 PM
Hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

Squat's that you say?
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1183 on: July 27, 2011, 02:03:25 PM »
In that case I shall sitpede!
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Re: This week's avatar: alternate headings
« Reply #1184 on: July 27, 2011, 03:45:42 PM »
It is squat it is
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