This week's avatar: alternate headings

Anyway...Et Voila, Biches!

I hate it when suddenness happens.

Suddenness happening is a permanent state of affairs isn't it? Or was that the second glass of wine talking?

Suddenness happening is a permanent state of affairs isn't it? Or was that the second glass of wine talking?

Only if you cross the railing.

I believe suddenness is the Chinese euphemism for la duzi.

Now there's a security fence I'd install.

Here's another one!
Babes In Khaki...wasn't that a Victor Herbert operetta back in the 1920s?

WOW!

The Right Stuff

WOW!

Oh no. Down boy. heal. heal.

OK, the title is quite funny, but on an actual level I wonder if they are sexually repressed or have been anytime recently. I've only been in China in the last 4 years, but it seems there are sex shops EVERYWHERE with all sorts of implements and whatnots in them. I've actually never really looked in, well, more than enough to glimpse what sorts of things there were. It's enough to make me think, and I kind of do, that sex is the new, for lack of a better phrase, "opiate of the masses." Ironically, in the small towns you REALLY can't miss the pink houses and sex shops.

Of course I'm carrying my mobile phone holster. I might have to SMS my classmate for help flying this thing, just like I did during the exam. You don't think I'm relying on the radio, do you?

It may have passed her "white glove" test, but I still want to know where that hose was before she got ahold of it.

"Go ahead, make my day"

Seven hours later, EL died with a smile permanently etched on his face.